Drarry Oneshots

The Great Friendship

This one'll be very different, and it's dedicated to the one and only @melodra_matic <3 Happy birthday my platonic soulmate. It has the same ships as usual but it also has two other characters, me and Lyra.

Saturday, 8:00am

I crack my knuckles before getting out of bed and whispering to myself, "Who's ready for an overly dramatic slo-mo like in the movies?"

Blasting the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song I got changed in slow-motion while withholding ✨I N T E N S E✨ eye contact with random objects because you know... You feel powerful as heck man.

Okay I was finally ready for the day to come. I grabbed my phone, wand and a walkie talkie before walking to the Slytherin dorm room. 

I was the first one out of my friend group who was awake... you know what that means?

Slowly I pressed down the button on my walkie talkie and cleared my throat calmly before screaming at the top of my lungs into it. 

There were incoherent shouts from the others and a very clear "HOLY FUCK VALYRIE I SWEAR TO MERLIN" from our one and only Blaisey boy. 

Chuckling to myself I waited a few minutes and then the other Slytherins in our friend group came down. 

"I seriously hate you sometimes Val, I needed my beauty rest." Blaise grumbled 

I smirked at Lyra before grabbing her hand, replying with, "Yeah I can tell" and running to the Great Hall for breakfast, smiling and laughing the whole way. 

We made a beeline to the Slytherin table and started to get ourselves food. Quickly we were joined by the famous Gryffindor trio, Roonil Wazlib, more commonly know as the bi who lived.  Red Hair and a Hand Me Down Robe, aka Boy Who Got Out of the Friendzone and Buck Teeth Bill,  aka Broke the Bro-code. 

Lyra and I looked mischievously at each other before Lyra spoke dramatically like a news reporter. "Well if it isn't our second favourite gay disaster!"

That's when I decided to join in the fun, "Well hello Garry Snotter! How's life holding up for ya?"

Ron was dying on the floor, wheezing and choking on his own laughs. 

However, before any of us could help him up (We were going to I swear!...) the infamous Slytherin trio walked in looking grouchier than usual. 

Well, two of them look grouchy at least. Pansy didn't look much better than Ron, she had a huge grin on her face and kept getting lightly slapped in the head by Draco. 

Blaise blinked menacingly, before locking eyes with me and glaring, I just grinned chipperly back at him. My prank earlier was totally worth it.  

They arrived at the table, cautiously stepping over Ron's deceased body and sat across from us. 

"Lyra, Valyrie, Hermione..." Draco nodded at us as he said his greetings, "Garry"

Harry's eyes focused as the blond boy spoke the last word and his mouth flew open. "What- But- I-" 

Pansy snickered, "Shush Garry you're making a fool of yourself."

"Yes please don't splutter Garry it is very undignified." Blaise said, suddenly confused as to how the chips disappeared from his plate. 

Meanwhile I couldn't talk as my mouth was full.

All too soon the table gained too more gays, Dean and Seamus walked over and Seamus laid himself straight on the lap of Harry. "Allo Gazza is there any pumpkin juice here? I may or may not have exploded ours..."