Ben was wandering around the conference at New York, feeling bored. He'd already finished hating on liberal teenagers and bullying children online, and the worst part was, he didn't have data anymore because he listened to Cardi-B's WAP on YouTube to much that he ran out.
As he walked around and argued aimlessly as usual, he spotted something in the distance.... it was a bee???
"What the h*ll! There aren't supposed to be Bee's here!! Where's the manager of this place!!" Yelled Ben angrily.
The Bee flew up to him, "yes little Benny boy? I happen to bee the manager of this very fine establishment, is there a problem?" Asked the Bee
"UGH!! Who would let a BEE run this place???" Screamed Ben
"Tch, the name's BARRY BEE BENSON, B-A-R-R-"
"I know how to spell, dimwit!" Interrupted Ben
"My bad, i couldn't tell" smirked the Bee, now known as Barry.
"You are insulting me right now!!! This is so offensive, and My opinion is ALWAYS right!" Said Ben
"Oh really? Well then why don't you leave? Nobody is stopping you" said Barry
"Ugh, I can't take this anymore. I'm getting my mocha frappe with salted caramel topped with soy milk cream and chai tea drizzle with slight foam and a singular m&m on top" yelled Ben
"I literally didn't ask. Have fun then, Benny boy" waved Barry
As Barry flew away, Ben couldn't help but think how cool that was. Nobody had ever lasted that long after hearing his childish whining and idiotic argument points that literally never make sense to the actual topic, he was..... different...
TO BE CONTINUED....
Yes, this is a Ben Shapiro slander fanfic. Yes, I did make the cover myself. And yes, I do hate Ben Shapiro (no hate towards Barry Bee Benson) comment some good Bee puns that I can use ;)
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