ok so this has been all translated from french using google translate so if something doesn't make sense, that's why lol, but this is the script I wrote (I wrote the first part with me in it and the joke at the end) for a skit I have to do in front of the class with 3 other people and I find it very funny but I need you to tell me if it's too dark for a school project.
F - Fiona, EV - Evey (shes great), EL - Ella, C - Charlie (:
*note: Amy is not a real person and does not exist
-Fiona and Ella are in the middle and Evey and Charlie walk up to them-
F: Hello!
C: Hello!
EV: Hi!
EL: What did you do this weekend?
EV: It was my cousin's birthday and I needed a +1 for her birthday so I brought Charlie.
C: yeah, I got to Evey's place around 6 pm, and she was bringing me to the party.
EV: My mom took us to the party and dropped us off at INSERT LOCAL SKATING RINK. My cousin's mom booked an ice rink for us and we got dressed for skating.
C: At the start of the party, I fell a lot. I haven't been skating for a while so I was pretty rusty. Once, when I fell, I took Evey with me.
EV: we said "happy birthday" to my cousin and we talked with her a little bit before continuing to skate our way around the rink.
C: It was really fun but I'm generally cold and a little tired so I went to the side to rest a bit but Evey kept skating a bit before resting with me.
EV: We went back to the ice for a little bit but it wasn't long before we had to get out of the rink for the cake. The cake was delicious and we ate a lot. It was good to talk to everyone but it was already half-past nine and Charlie had to go home.
C: So that's what we did, what did you guys do this weekend?
(Fiona & Ella)
EL: We went to INSERT LOCAL PLACE FOR HIKING AND CAMPING this weekend with Amy *.
F: We drove from INSERT LOCAL PLACE, and for fun in the car, we listened to music. We arrived a few hours before dinner.
EL: We pitched our tent, then decided to hike to INSERT LOCAL WATERFALL. We saw all kinds of animals like fish and squirrels. There was even a part or were lost! But after a while, we found our way back.
F: The hike took about an hour and a half, then we decided to go to "The Octopus' Garden" for dinner. I ate a BLT and a salad.
EL: I ate tomato soup and grilled cheese. Then we went swimming in the saltwater pools. After we dried off, we decided to explore a few stores and got a cone of ice cream.
F: Then we drove to the campsite and we played volleyball for a while, then the sun went down and roasted marshmallows.
EL: Finally we went to sleep in the tent, and in the morning we drove home.
EV: cool!
C: *looking around* wait, where is Amy?
F: oh! She was eaten by a bear. :)
-long pause-
EV: * with slight voice crack * what?
-scene end-
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