Pyramid Head X Reader Lemon

Failed Trap

[A/N: This story played with the headcannon of PH having a tongue, dunno if that will annoy anyone so I'm just warning you now. Anyway enjoy!]

Enough of these god damned monsters! After being chased by endless amounts I just want to leave! It's a shocker I haven't died yet! I ran down the hallway of a mental ward. The hospital walls drenched in blood and rusting away, disgusting.

I looked around me as I came to a halt, panting. That damn metal headed monster. He'd been chasing me for ages, he just walks; and yet he still manages to catch up to me as I'm roaming the town for an escape. Like what's the deal pretty boy? Am I that gorgeous? I looked around me, it seemed I was in some kind of hospital room, there were beds around and curtains. For some reason there were hooks attached to the ceiling too, I would question this but I've become accustomed to all the gross sights this place had forced me through.

I stared curiously as my mind began to weave and plot a fantastic plan. Sarcasm. Earlier I grabbed a chain and wrapped it round me to use as a rope in case I needed to climb anywhere. While this had nothing to do with climbing, I could use the chain to immobilise this fucker. I ripped the chains off of me and began to intricately wrap them around the hooks. Tying part of it into a loose hoop. Something hard to do with chains but I pulled it off. I continued to think, that wouldn't be enough, I could immobilise a leg, but how would I immobilise his most dangerous weapon, his arms?

I had shot the beast before. I could easily shoot him to stun him even for a moment, if I shoot him in the face, under his helmet, it might stun him. Then it hit me, I knew exactly how to tie him down but I had to act fast. If this was unsuccessful I could just run, but I really wanna teach this fucker who's the boss here. Me. I'm the boss.

I heard the pyramid head walking, due to that massive sword he dragged along. God that was some insane strength...and it showed. I sat down and slid my gun into my shoe, ready to take it out, but I held my foot, whining as if I hurt my leg. Sure enough he came waddling in, dragging that sword behind him, with his big arms. That's one thing I could admit, this fucker was RIPPED and my god was it attractive. If only he wasn't a monster trying to kill me.

He walked in, I watched quietly as I pretended to sob in pain, holding my foot and hiding the gun. He slowly approached me, placing his foot in the loop, stopping. Perfect. He raised his sword ready to swing it, as he did, the sword pulled on the chains I had hooked up, tightening the chain around his leg forcing his own strength to pull him down. The ground shook as he fell. I stood up pulling my gun out and reaching under his helmet, as he went to grab me I shot his head, it actually stunned him! It worked! Not only did it work but he dropped his sword! I dropped my gun and jumped up, gripping the chain pulling it, it tightened the grip on his leg, but I ignored that. I grabbed his hands wrapped them in the chains, letting go. The pull between his arms and legs pulled his hands upwards. Apart from one leg he was completely immobilised.

"HAH! FUCK YOU! HOWS IT FEEL HUH?!" I yelled triumphantly, laughing maniacally. I keep my distance for a moment before grabbing his sword, lifting it, it weighed a TON. I dragged it away from him before dropping it. It clanked to the ground as I panted,"Fuck how strong ARE you?!" I walked over to him. Sitting in front of him, he just...sat there. What are you thinking big man...? I approached him flicking the tip of his helmet. He grunted, he wasn't stunned anymore so why wasn't he moving?

That being said...what now? I didn't really have a plan once I trapped him, and as much as I wanted to kill him I wasn't willing to waste my bullets trying. As I thought to myself, I just stared at him. I was sitting fairly close, on my knees as I stared. So what could I do, just...leave? It wouldn't be long until he's after me again, so I would have to at least try to kill him. I wonder if he has a heart...I could go straight for that...