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Junkyuala
Jihoon, did you now you can fit a raccoon
up your butt hole without it ripping?

Ji_Hoon
Junkyu, I love you bitch, but
that doesn'tprevent me from
blocking you at this moment,
right now

Junkyuala
You wouldn't do that :>

Ji_Hoon
How do you know?

Junkyuala
Because you're whippedfor me

Ji_Hoon
No I'm not

Junkyuala
Yes you are hoonieeeee
just admit it :D

Ji_Hoon
Junkyu I swear I'm
gonna block you

Junkyuala
I'd love to see you try

Ji_Hoon
Okay, don't come crying to
my apartment when I do

Junkyuala
Hah, "totally"
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Junkyuala

Jihoon-


Junkyuala
I'm sorry

Junkyuala
Hoonie hajima
Unblock me please...
o(T-To)

Junkyuala
:<
Message Delivered

Junkyuala
You unblocked me :D

Ji_Hoon
Shut up, I'm a sucker for your
cute shit you little ball of
adorkable crap

Junkyuala

I don't think calling me a little
adorkable ball of crap was
necessary but you do you I guess-

Junkyuala
Anyways, here's another fact

Ji_Hoon
No--

Ji_Hoon
Fuck it just hell no

Ji_Hoon
Go find another person to
spam with your facts and
questionable stuff at like 2 am
while you eat our bowl of cereal
that will give you diabetes one day

Junkyuala
But I have no other friends :(

Ji_Hoon
I just let out the loudest sigh
the universe has ever heard

Ji_Hoon
Go get some friends then, simple

Junkyuala
It's not as simple as
your username

Ji_Hoon
I-

Junkyuala
:>

Ji_Hoon
I give up.

Ji_Hoon
Here, just text this person,
they abandoned their account
a long time ago, I think

Ji_Hoon
+82 ***-***-****

Junkyuala
But Hoonie :( I wanna text you

Ji_Hoon
Sweetie, just text this one
 instead. No one will be bothered

Junkyuala
Fine, but what if I get in trouble?

Ji_Hoon
You won't, trust me 

Junkyuala
Okay :)


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