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Junkyuala
I've always wondered why
Patrick was so dumb?

Junkyuala
Is it because he lives under a rock?
Or because he's a Starfish?

Junkyuala
Speaking of rocks, how did the
Neanderthals carve into them?

Junkyuala
They're ✨r o c k s✨

Junkyuala
But of course, they're Neanderthals,
like hello.

Junkyuala
Not @ me basically calling Neanderthals dumb
when I'm no smarter than them-

Seen

Junkyuala
Holy shit someone saw the texts-

Seen

HaruWat is typing...

HaruWat
First of all wtf, second of all, wtf,
third of all, wtf?

Junkyuala
Holy shit-

Junkyuala
Someone actually replied-

Junkyuala
Sorry I'll be right back :'D

HaruWat
Okayyyy?

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Private Messages With Ji_Hoon

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Junkyuala
JIHOON

Ji_Hoon
Yes?

Junkyuala
SOMEONE REPLIED

Ji_Hoon
And?

Junkyuala
YOU SAID THE ACCOUNT WAS ABANDONED
BUT SOMEONE REPLIED WHEN I SENT A
BUNCH OF WEIRD THINGS AND THEY WERE LIKE WTF
SAJHUDAJSBUAJFBFF AND NOW I'M EMBARRASSED
 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM
HOONIENUGAYFBFGYFBH YOU SAID IT WAS ABANDONED
YOU LIAR OF A FRIEND AND YOU SAID NO ONE WILL BE BOTHERED
AWYFBHFJFWGUFJJAH

Ji_Hoon
Okay, first of all please calm down.
Second, I said I THINK and not 100%
FOR SURE,

Junkyuala
YOU SAID THAT NO ONE
WILL REPLY THO

Ji_Hoon
I SAID I THOUGHT

Junkyuala
WHERE'S YOUR PROOF????!

Ji_Hoon Sent A Picture

Ji_Hoon Sent A Picture

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Ji_Hoon
SEE

Junkyuala
Hmph :( fine

Junkyuala
But I still don't know how to
reply to the person that answered!

Ji_Hoon
What's the person's name?

Junkyuala
It was HaruWat

Ji_Hoon
SKSKSKS OOPS-

Junkyuala
What??? Do you know them?

Ji_Hoon
They're an old friend of mine,
and we haven't been chatting
too much, which is probably why
I gave you his number thinking that
they abandoned it because he hasn't
texted me in such a long time, oopsies?

Junkyuala
SNJHGFJNHUGFHNJHIU HE?
IT'S A HE?

Ji_Hoon
Uhmmm yeah?

Junkyuala
SJHAUNDJHDJHA

Junkyuala
THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Ji_Hoon
Child calm down, just
tell him what happened
and he'll understand, trust me

Junkyuala
I trusted you when you
gave me his number how
will I trust you now ? :'(

Ji_Hoon
I'll buy you that one
Koala plushy you've
always wanted

Junkyuala
Okay :D

Junkyuala
But what if something happens?

Ji_Hoon
You tell me and I'll deal with his ass

Junkyuala
Ok then, bye bye Hoonie :)

Ji_Hoon
Wait be careful! He can be really rude though!
Unseen

Ji_Hoon
That idiot, can't even wait a
 few seconds for a warning or sumn

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