Nagi X Haji

~tHeY mEeT :0~

Hajime waltzed up to nagito. "wew a furry" hajime said silently as he ate a plate...just the plate no food. Nagito became flustered than he exploded as he exploded he silently yelled "HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!" Ha ji me became s0O0o0oo turned on when naegi took a shit on the ground he turned into a bird and than ate a worm spit it into nagitos moutch and spoke "i'm your momy" He than kissed Nagito than shit in his mouth and said with his little bird mind "fuck your couch " thann RiCk JaMeS ate steak not ham THANANANANNNNNNN. CondDOm KnOckEr ate his gErBLes.

**time skip brought to you by shuichis emo hat**

Hajime looked at Nagito and said ,"Harder Daddy~" Nagito than went harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder. Hajime is now ded. "did you enjoy hajim-" Nagito realized Hajime had committed die and he said. "yay! hajime dead now i can fruck your orange juice betch" Nagito frucked the orange juice and drank it ,"You know... you are what you eat" Hajime said. Nagito became orange juice and Hajime frucked him.

wow so romantic~

I made this story as a joke lmao if your confused asf it worked UwU (whats wrong with me)