a magical story of , love , death, and homosexuals .

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Benjamin Milfbank, a 4 foot 11 blond boy with possible daddy issues and a kink for F1 cars. Ed sheeran, wait no , James Pickfrod, a boy roughly the same hight but with hair the colour of a fucking brick and just as thick as one, he also has glasses. Smartass and cocky , Edward ralstonk, also known as teddy, stands in a queer manner around them a couple inches smaller .
Pe class , three unfit skinny assholes . The tension was rising solemnly as the three boys stood in their black joggers in the freezing cold .
'I wonder wether hamilton won in that race' said Ben , Before he was interrupted by a taller girl with curly brunette hair and blue eyes 'please shut the fuck up ben we all know you have a kink for F1 cars' Her name was Mya, she was a distant friend of theirs , since primary school they had known each other , she knew all about their queer actions and occasionally questioned them about it.
Alongside her was an even taller looking girl with curly blonde hair and blue eyes , a smile stamped across her face , she laughed .
Anyways, so on this cold morning in pe the three male specimens stood together talking god-knows-what and saying dry ass jokes. James looked ben in the eye , it was almost as if their bodies were connected , with no other than a string tying them together, teddy was envious . 'hey , how about we all have a sleepover this weekend?' said teddy , he turned away 'this is gonna be fun' he thought.
The week passed by , the three boys where too entwined in each others thoughts to see the world go by them. Teddys mother went to pock the three up , as they drove home the tension could not be higher .
When the three got into the house , they where astounded by the fanciness  of it , teddy was hella rich . 'i could get used to this' ben thought .
When up in teddys room , they noticed the views of the back garden and the fluorescent pictures of ugly golf players , yeah , teddy played golf. 'your rooms nice teddy' said james , he had not said alot as he was simply lost for words , he had never walked into a place like this since he lived in a small shack down the road.
Teddy locked eyes with james , a moment of true romantic energy passed through them, or whatever . I suppose this is the moment the three stepped close together and had a threesome , but no .

Suddenly , Mya walked in wearing a cosplay maid suit (she looked really cool) whilst holding a rifle . 'your whole family has been murdered teddy lmao , i wanted u guys to be next but the sexual tension in here is so high i can even smell it , seriously , sort it out freaks' she said , laughing menacingly . Her knee high socks had black bows on them , and her hair carried a cute pair of cat ears , not exactly dressed to kill, but she looked amazing nevertheless. 'anyways lol so um-'
before she knew it she accidentally shot the ginger kid in the heart , his thick blood spurted out horridly and all three boys screamed .
'how could you do this you slut' said teddy as he held james dead body in his arms , blood smothering his fugly school uniform.
'oopsies, guess i shot ed- shit i mean james lmao' she stood there smiling in bisexual.
'NO JAMES PLEASE, DONT LEAVE US W-W-W-W-WE-WE-WE LOVE U' bellowed ben.
'i guess he died aesthetically' Mya said,
'want me to end your sufferings too ?' . Ben and teddy howled and howled , longing for their ginger friend to come back . 'Besties im not here for nothing want me to kill u or not' she said rolling her eyes , and holding the gun aesthetically. The boys said nothing, they cried mercifully for james. 'smh kill all men anyways ' Mya said before aiming her gun at the two boys , ben and teddy grasped eachover , whispering their sweet goodbyes . The sound of many gunshots could he heard from their window , and my walked out , dragging the heads of the three boys , walking down the gravel whilst covered in blood. 'that'll add to my collection' she said, as she plucked the hairs of all three boys heads and stuffed them into her maid pocket. ' i believe the gingers are worth more' she said to herself as she walked away.