The Dual-Bladed Duelist, Scissors

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Me: Ready, Sayu?

Sayu: Yeah, lesgo!


Me: You fool, dare to challenge me? The master of cutlery! On my blade, your doom you'll see! To my sword, you'll take a knee!

Sayu: Though you'll fall like those before, instant death would be a bore, so for you, my blade I'll store, entertain me I implore!

Me: Without my blades, my martial skill is without parallel, I don't need to slice you now to make this duel a living hell!

Sayu: I laugh, I SPIT upon your hammers, jumps and fire spells! Hear the sound of the funeral bells!

Me: You're weak, you're frail, you're paper thin, you're never gonna win! You'll be but scraps of paper to be tossed into the bin!

1010: Heyyyyy, watch your head, Mario! One touch of those blades, and all your health will go!

Me: I am the reaper that comes in the night!

Sayu: Hear my blades unsheathe, you already lost the fight!

Me: Takes just one cut to eviscerate your life!

Sayu: I'm the bane of all paper, I'm the bringer of strife!

Me and Sayu: I am growing bored, no more holding back! Time to draw my blade for my last attack! I'm Scissors, you are paper, you know what comes next! Say goodnight, plumber, I WILL SLIT YOUR NECK! 

Here now you'll die, you will rest in pieces! The Final Cut approaches, my power releases! Now fall in twain, your pulp shall rain! The Dual-Bladed Duelist brings the pain! You know you're dead when you hear my rhyme! My blades so sharp, they can even cut up the time! I grant no quarter, I'LL CUT YOU INTO QUARTERS!

Me: How long 'til you falter here? 'Til you are consumed by fear? Your death is approaching near, you'll fall to my deadly shears

Sayu: You slip, you make one mistake, one bad jump is all it takes! Now I have raised the stakes, won't be long 'til your will shall break!

Me and Sayu: Your pulp will stain the castle of your oldest nemesis, and you will join the shadows creeping through the edifice! You climbed to heaven, now you're tripping at the precipice, your head is mine, there is no escaping this! As stated by the ancient combat art of Roshambo, the outcome of this duel, who lives, who dies, you already know!

1010: Hey, watch your step, Mario! Don't jump on those blades, or else your health will go!

Me and Sayu: I am the sword that cleaves through the land,  all paper's doom shall come by my hand! You will be reshaped when your final hour I bring, you will have no choice but to hail the Origami King! You can't dodge forever, you will soon succumb, one touch of my blade and you'll go numb! I'm Scissors, you are paper, you know what I do, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Here now you'll die, you will rest in pieces! The final cut approaches, my power releases! Now fall in twain, your pulp shall rain, The Dual-Bladed Duelist brings the pain! You know you're dead when you hear my rhyme, my blades so sharp, they can even cut up the time! I grant no quarter!
I'LL CUT YOU INTO QUARTERS!

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