Tankman x Steve(one shots/smut shots)

Steve Is pregnant!?

TW:gonna be cringe,And yes I know there both male im not stupid so Don't say "ThErE bOtH mAlE" Im not having it >:(
Tankman was out on the battle field,"WHERE THE HELL IS STEVE!?"Tankman yelled."Don't know captain"Tankgirl replied.*at Tankman's home*"oh goodness I feel sick"Steve said.Pico crawled to Steve and hugged him,Steve hugged him back,"Well at least you're here to comfort mommy,usually it would be you're father,but he's at work"Steve said."STEVE!"Tankman said banging the door down."C-Captain i-i'm sorry I wasn't on the battle field,It's that I feel very sick"Steve said.Tankman put his hand on Steve's head,"You're not warm"Tankman said."Not that kind of sick captain,like throw up,and nauseous sick"Steve replied."Oh well then-...WHAT THE HELL DO I FOR THAT!?"Tankman replied."nothing really"Steve replied."you want a hot drink?"Tankman asked."T-That would be nice"Steve replied.Tankman made Steve some hot tea,"here you go Steve"Tankman said handing Steve the drink."thanks captain"Steve replied."well I got to go,get better soon buddy"Tankman said.Steve took a sip of his tea,he put the cup on the table,"mama!"pico yelled."yes?honey"Steve replied."maybe you're Dad got you pregnant"Pico said."maybe you're right I should take a pregnancy test"Steve said.Steve took a pregnancy test,and it came out positive,Steve gasped.Steve called Tankman,"Captain!"Steve yelled."what is it Steve?"Tankman replied."i'm pregnant with you're baby"Steve said.Tankman hung up,"Steve need's me"Tankman said."go to him then!"Tankgirl said.Tankman ran back to his house,"STEVE!"Tankman yelled banging the door down."Captain"Steve smiled.Tankman sat on the couch with Steve,"Steve are you for real!?"Tankman asked."I'm for real"Steve replied.Tankman hugged Steve gently,"c-can we n-name t-the baby Lance corporal?"Tankman asked.Steve giggled,"hehehe Of course,captain"Steve replied.

part 2 coming soon or tmmrw