Tankman x Steve(one shots/smut shots)

Drunk Tankman,cause why not?

!Drunk!Tankman x Steve

*out on the battle field* "hEy StEvE!"Tankman said in his drunkness."Captain I think you should rest,you're really drunk"Steve replied."But this war Steve,we're not slapping each other dick's around like homosexuals!"Tankman replied drunk."but captain,we're homosexuals"Steve replied."So we are,wanna go make love?"Tankman replied in his drunkness."Not right now maybe later"Steve replied."LETS MAKE A BABY!"Tankman commanded in his drunkness."Captain we're both male,we can't make a baby"Steve replied."ugh!"Tankman replied. *at home* Steve got Tankman to bed,Steve snuggled up against him,Tankman cuddle him tightly."good night Captain"Steve said softly."good night Steve"Tankman replied.

Short chapter...Sorry for that hehehe...-_- i'm not funny