Filch x umbridge- HP universe.

Cheater.

Umbridge POV :

I miss filch . Last night , we made love , and it was one of the best feelings ever . I miss him ever so much . I sneak out of my room and tiptoe to filches broom cabinet , where he stays most days. I sneak in and see him stand there , surprised , looking at Minerva migonnagals badonka-donk . I'm shocked, he turns around and look at me , fear widening on his face .

Filch POV :

I'm scared , my lovely Dolores umbridge , the girl I did it with last night , has seen me cheating on her , with Minerva . "IM TELLING DUMBLEDORE , MINEVRA , UR MARRIED TO HIM! And I'm u Argus , I'm ashamed I made love with u . I feel so bad , I run after her . "Stay back Argus . We're over " I cry and run away ,saddened.