since I ain't seen anyone else simp for this sexy motherfucker imma do it, btw this will have smut in it but I will make a chapter if your ace or just some wholesome shit
🔨: well to Heisenberg his cooking is the best there is but to you and other fully fledged humans it's the worse there is, it has human organs in and some black goo.
🔨: you know the whole saying that goes about it may look shit but it tastes like god, well with this black goop full of weird meat is even worse than it looks.
🔨: if you dont want to get food poisoning do not eat it no matter how bad he makes you feel dont!.
🔨: just imagine the first time he kidnaps you and than he realises, oh no I remember that hooman people need to eat!. Than he shoves a bowl of this shit infron of you XD
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(Yes that's from RE7)
🔨: and if you recoil or say that its disgusting he will...take offence to say the least, so expect a slap and a black eye the first time you say that.
