It was a dark and stormy night and i had just turned of the late night talk show, on the show was peirs morgan, he was speaking so much bullshit yet again like always "i fucking hate that cunt" i said allowed as i turned of the light to go upstairs to my room, i got into bed and turned on my BLOO LED lights, i turned over to my side and closed my eyes to sleep, as soon as i did i heard a loud bang as my window flew open, i screamed in terror, suddenly someone came out of the shadows in my room, it was peirs morgan! "AHHHHHH" i screamed scaredly, peirs Morgan began coming closer to me while whispering the normal BS he talks about on TV, he suddenly stopped and said in a low voice "this is what you get for dissing me😡" then he jumped onto my bed and started holding a satanic ritual and was taking my soul while making a screeching sound like "SCREEEEEEEEE" suddenly as i thought i was dieing bojo flew through the open window! He used his VEGHAN SAUSAGE ROLLS to hit peirs and saved me, i could now sleep peacefully.
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BORIS JOHNSON/ POLITICIAN ONESHOT BOOK
HorrorSOME OF THESE ARE SUPER SCARY SO BE AWARE ALSO THIS IS SERIOUS I SWEAR PLZ READ ITS WORTH IT TRUST ME I HAVE SOME GREAT PLOT TWISTS
