Is was the adverage cloudy day in London when suddenly there was a emergency call at number 10, there was a person on the end of then line in need of a emergency cuppa! Bojo quickly ran to his kettle to make a cuppa, the person didnt specify what flavour, they just said to hurry or they would bomb Buckingham palace!
Bojo quickly made a cup of earl grey (as he is boring so he only has the boring flavours) and quickly got on his shoes, he got on his helmet and strapped onto his zipline, waving 2 UK flags he zoomed across the zipline to the location given by the caller.
As soon as bojo got of the zipline he saw a man wearing a old man style trench coat and black trousers also a bowler hat.
Bojo quickly asked "are you the caller at number 10?"
"Yes bojo, i am here for my tea?"
"Er uhm er yes yes" bojo said with his usual kinda stutter
Bojo hastily handed over the cuppa, by now it was perfect drinking temperature.
The stange unknown caller walked away with his cuppa and he was never to be seen again.
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BORIS JOHNSON/ POLITICIAN ONESHOT BOOK
HorrorSOME OF THESE ARE SUPER SCARY SO BE AWARE ALSO THIS IS SERIOUS I SWEAR PLZ READ ITS WORTH IT TRUST ME I HAVE SOME GREAT PLOT TWISTS
