Pottys Pickup lines

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Harry POV

                                                                                Potter#1

Potter#1:HARRY DID U ASK Y/N OUT YET?

                                                                                 Harry: uh...no..

Potter#1: WELL HURRY UP

Potter#1: I HAVE A BET TO WIN AND UR NOT GONNA RUIN IT

                        Harry: WELL IM SORRY I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH CONFIDENCE AS U DO

                                                                                             Harry: Wait what bet?

Potter#1: worry about urself alright?

Potter#1:  Listen son.. if you make me lose this bet your grounded for the until you 17.

                                                                                 Harry: WHAT!? NO! U CANT DO THAT

Potter#1: im ur father. yes i can

Potter#1: Being a parent is so much fun!

      Harry has changed the contact name from Potter#1 to MyDramaticDoofusDad

MyDramaticDoofusDad: HEY WHYD U DO THAT?

                                                                           Harry: bcuz ur a dramatic person

                                                                           Harry: Ur a doofus

                                                                           Harry: and ur my dad

MyDramaticDoofusDad: fine. fair enough NOW GO TALK TO HER

                                                                 Harry: ok ok fine geez.


                                                                               Y/n <3

                                                                            Harold Potty: Hello there

Y/n <3: Hiii potty!

                                           Harold Potty: if girls were boogers i'd pick u first

Y/n <3: what-

                                        Harold Potty: did u fart? cuz u blew me away!

Y/n <3: huh-?

                                           Harold potty: are you a tower? cuz eiffle for u

Y/n <3: i-

                     Harold Potty: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cuz ur an angel

Y/n <3: thats overused...

                                                                 Harold potty: i adumbledore you

Y/n <3: Harry are you ok your acting weird..

                                      Harold potty: are you a bank loan? cuz u have my interest.

Y/N<3: bye.


Y/N POV

                                                                              The girls 

                                                                                                everyone's wifey: HELP

                                                      everyone's wifey: HARRY IS ACTING WEIRD ASF

Personal Google: what did he do this time?

The pretty weasel: DO I HAVE TO BEAT SOMEONE UP?????

Princess Belle: CAN I JOIN GINNY!?

                                                                          everyone's wifey: *sends screenshot*

Personal Google: oh god..

The pretty weasel: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Princess Belle: PLS-

Princess Belle: ISNT IT OBVIOUS? HES INTO YOU

            everyone's wifey: What? NO! BELLA WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION  A LONG TIME AGO

                               everyone's wifey: AND PLUS GINNY LIKES HIM DOESN'T SHE!?

The pretty weasel: USED TO

The pretty weasel: im not into him anymore 

The pretty weasel: or boys in general 

                                                                everyone's wifey: WHAT

Princess Belle: WHAT

Personal Google: WHAT

The pretty weasel: oh yeah i forgot to tell you lot im Lesbian!

The pretty weasel: I know im only 13  but i thought this through for a long time and i know this is the right decision 

                                                                                                 everyone's wifey: WELL CONGRATS!!!

Princess Belle: WE LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT 

Personal Google: WE FULLY SUPPORT YOU

Personal Google:  does you family know or anyone else for that matter?

The pretty weasel: no you guys are the first ones.. im planning on telling them on xmas tho. an extra surprise ya know?

                                                                     everyone's wifey: im sure everyone will support u!

The pretty weasel: i hope so 

The pretty weasel: anyway enough about me!

The pretty weasel: Y/N HARRY TOTALLY LIKES YOU

The pretty weasel: YOUR JUST TO DUMB TO TELL

Princess Belle: YES YES YES 

Personal Google: as much as i hate agreeing to these 2 idiots their right y/n

                                                             everyone's wifey went offline 

 

 

 


 



                                                 





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