HARRY POV
###-###-####: heyy ❤️
Harry✨💕: umm who is this?
###-###-####: oh! How rude of me
###-###-####: I'm Cho chang!
Harry✨💕:oh.. who gave u my number btw?
###-###-####: um it was a guy that looked like carrot juice..
###-###-####: ron? i think his name was?
Harry✨💕: SAYS THE OOMPA LOOMPA LOOKING ASS BITCH message not sent
Harry✨💕:oh um ok
Harry✨💕changed contact to Oompa Loompa
Oompa Loompa: whats a 'oompa loompa'?
Harry✨💕:uncultured swine message not sent
Harry✨💕: oh its a type of flower..
Oompa Loompa: aww thank you <3
Harry✨💕: bye ig..
Oompa Loompa: ttyl <33
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Roonil
Hokeypokey: RON U STUPID BITCH
Roonil: WHAT
Roonil: WHAT DID I DO NOW!?
Hokeypokey: U GAVE SOMEONE I DONT KNOW MY NUMBER!?
Roonil: wha-
Roonil: i didnt give anyone ur number??
Hokeypokey: DOES CHO CHANG RING A BELL?
Roonil: OHHHH HER
Roonil: yeah she fancy's u mate
Roonil: and she said she would give me 10 galleons if i gave it to her
Roonil: so its a win win for both of us
Hokeypokey: NO ITS NOT A WIN FOR BOTH OF US
Hokeypokey: ITS ONLY A WIN FOR U
Hokeypokey: I DONT FANCY HER I FANCY SOMEONE ELSE
Roonil: WHAT WHO!?
Hokeypokey: nvm forget i said anything
Roonil: NO NO
Roonil: tell me who u fancy or i'll leak ur dick pics
Hokeypokey: BRO WTF
Hokeypokey: I ONLY SENT THEM TO U SO WE CAN COMPARE SIZES
Hokeypokey: U SWORE U WOULDNT SHOW ANYONE
Roonil: i change my mind now
Roonil: tell me or i'll post the pics on the hogwarts twitter page
Hokeypokey: ur an asshole
Roonil: looking in my gallery rn..
Hokeypokey: OK OK FINE
Hokeypokey: i kinda fancy y/n......
Roonil: LE GASP
Roonil: I KNEW IT
Roonil: I MADE ONE OF THOSE HIGH PITCHED GIRL SCREAMS AND MY MUM CAME OVER SHE THOUGHT GINNY WAS GONNA GIVE BIRTH OR SOMTHING
Hokeypokey: U CANT TELL ANYONE
Roonil: not even hermione?
Hokeypokey: no bcuz if u tell her she'll tell y/n AND I DONT WANT THAT
Roonil: fine whatever
Hokeypokey: NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH CHO
Roonil: block her
Hokeypokey: I DONT WANNA BE MEAN THO
Roonil: well then idk
Roonil: girls never dm me other than mione telling me to do my hw or y/n asking to play roblox
Hokeypokey: yeah i wonder why
Roonil: OI WHATS THATS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Hokeypokey: nothing nvm
Hokeypokey: also u said earlier that u were looking for my dick pics in ur gallery why would u save them to ur gallery anyway?
Roonil: um..
Roonil went offline
Hokeypokey: he showed them to the ginny and the twins didnt he?
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𝐼 𝒲𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒽𝓎? ♥ 𝘏𝘫𝘱 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ♥ (𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶)
FanfictionY/N Lupin-black is the daughter of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Shes got everything a girl could dream of amazing friends, loving parents, a beautiful face and lo- well, maybe not love... Her friendship with Harry Potter blossoms one day When Y/N...
