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You couldnt have done that sooner?

Avengers....assemble.

"Wait!" Peter Parker yelled as he swung down with the princess of Wakanda in his arms "What the..." tony muttered as he watched his kid swing down with royalty is his arms

"We have something to tell you, mr space grape man" Shuri said confidently with a smug look on her face "And what might that be young ones...?" Thanos asked as a sense of curiosity took over

Shuri and Peter shared a knowing look, Peter looked Thanos in the eyes as he said"I- I want you to know that I'm never gonna give you up"

"Never gonna let you down" Shuri said with a slight snicker

"Never gonna run around and desert you" Peter exclaimed as he started to do the renegade

"Never gonna make you cry" shuri said in a mix of sniffles and fake tears

"Never gonna say goodbye"

"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!" They exclaimed together

the attention turned back to Thanos and with a fear spark in his eyes as he opened a portal and left as the caffeine-crazed teens t-posed for dominance

"You couldn't have done that sooner?"