Adult trio headcanons and stuff

Chrollo Stans???

Author POV:
You were just finishing up with your cleaning for the day and decided to lay down and relax for a bit. Chrollo and Illumi were out on separate business, so it was just you and your other boyfriend, Hisoka. As you entered the room you seen him.

He was snuggled under the blanket, hair down, on his phone, with the room TV on (my boi was comfy🥴). "Hello darling~" he greeted you as you made your way to the bed. "Hey cutie whatcha doin?" You asked as he made space for you to lay with him.

"Well I was on this new app I just downloaded. Instagram was it, no that was the other one. TikTok? Yes TikTok ! I was browsing through it and came across a little something. He said as he narrowed his eyes to your direction. You turned to him in pure curiosity. "What do you mean by 'little something' exactly?"

"Well have a look-see yourself". He said handing you the phone.

(Photo collection just to show what was seen)

As you continued to scroll in shock and somewhat amusement, you hear the door. Hearing an open and close you waited for whoever it was to show themselves. "Hey" Illumi said coming in the room and heading straight to the shower. You were a bit disappointed that it wasn't Chrollo so you could ask him what tf Chrollo stans were but you were still happy your Illumi came. Before Illumi opened the bathroom door the monstrosity on Hisoka's phone caught his eye. "What's that you're watching?" Illumi asked genuinely concerned

"Something called Chrollo stans" Hisoka said meanwhile Illumi gave both of your foreheads a kith:3

(I believe since they all date you they date each other therefore this ship is very valid)

"Hm, does Chrollo know of his 'stans'?" Illumi asked with his thumb and index finger under his chin. "I mean where did they come from? I've never heard of such a cult." Hisoka chuckled a bit. "Well we don't know, I discovered this just recently and decided to show our little flower~ Come Illu, join us~" Hisoka said with a beaming smile.

Illumi set down his pins and walked over to the bed, not daring to get in because he knows you don't want your bed smelling like outside. You all tuned in on tiktok exploring every hashtag that said "Chrollo" from #Chrollostans to #Chrolloedits. You all shared your ooh's and uhh's and even "huh's. After a bit, Illumi left to take that shower he was supposed to take a while ago, leaving you and your Personal card dispenser alone. For the second time today, you hear the door. You immediately get up, fix your posture and make Hisoka do the same. Hisoka kinda got the message.

"Hey gu- uh... what's up?" Chrollo began to ask but quickly changed the sentence when he seen you and Hisoka's expression. You both put on faces that clearly said "where tf you been?"

"Well we came across something that I'd love for you to explain on TikTok." You said finally breaking the silence. Picking up Hisoka's phone and shoving it in Chrollo's face you asked "what the FUCK is a Chrollo Stan?!" Due to curiosity, Illumi stuck his head out the bathroom door.

"I honestly don't know what that is Y/n. Wait. Why are they saying that? I'd never ask 'where'd my cum go' what is this?" He asked squinting at the phone then grabbing it for a better look. "Y/n I promise I don't know what this is. I've never seen this in my life. This is my first time hearing about them." Chrollo pleaded. Convinced, you let him take a stroll down Chrollo Stan town in TikTok.

"👁👄👁" was the literal face he was making after. "I-..... what the actual fuck did I just view? Why are they kids? Why do I have an atrociously large amount of cum? And finally WHO STARTED THIS?" Chrollo said now a bit scared. Illumi and Hisoka were snuggled up together in bed with two cups of elderberry tea enjoying the show.

You were a bit pissed at the situation but a tad bit more jealous. Chrollo was yours and ONLY yours (aside from Hisoka and Illumi) so the fact little shits around the world think they can't have his warm, thick, and cream- shit you're thinking like them. Tsk tsk tsk see they're bad influences 🙄. But to sum it up HES YOURS.  The idea of these fuckers taking him from you made you want to sling them across the galaxy.

Chrollo felt your bloodlust seeping through you, I mean who couldn't you were getting even more pissed by the second. "Baby. Are you jealous of them?" He asked now feeling bad... even though he didn't do anything. This took you by surprise until you remembered bloodlust was a thing -_-

"Well yea maybe, all these little shits want you and it pisses me off." You said pouting a bit. This made Chrollo chuckle. "You mean jealous? I promise I love you and only you y/n. These children won't take you away from me" he said as he came in to give you a big hug.

"Awww" Hisoka said as he was getting a bit tired of not being included. "How about we all watch a movie? I call picks~" You chuckled and made your way to the extra large bed you four shared. Gasp. "ChRoLlO! You forgot my "Hello" kiss." You said with a cute pout. "Well I would've remembered if a phone wasn't shoved in my face." He leaned over and gave you a kith on the forehead. As he was about to put his gorgeous ass on the mattress again Hisoka being himself had to stop him. "Ahem~ mine?"
He said with a smirk. "Mine too" Illumi added with the slightest smile. Chrollo reached over and gave both of them a kith. He got to Hisoka and Hisoka gave him a full on make out because why not. "Alright what to watch Daddy Chrollo~?" Hisoka said acting innocent. You burst out laughing and Illumi quietly chuckled. Chrollo just glared at Hisoka then finally said "well my dear Stan, you called picks so you choose" after a mini stare off, Hisoka smiled and said "Alright"

A/N
UPDATE 2022- I apologize for such a cringe book, I made it out of boredom. Might add more lmao🤷🤷🤷🤷
Word count: 1076