a beautiful, romantic, wild love story between ex-president Trump and ex-alive guy Philip.
(pls ignore that my man phili is dead irl hes just not dead in this story yet okay stfu)
I sigh as I push myself out of bed, my wavy blond hair flowing in the morning. I look in the mirror and sigh again, i see my sad blue eyes, fat cheeks and unbrushed hair, after a bit of hair fixing and disappointed looks I turn around and go through my closet to find my outfit of the day. After a bit of rummaging I decide to go with a pair of skinny jeans, a pink frilly top and some white sneakers. I made my way to the mirror and fixed my mascara which i was too lazy to wash off the other night. I put on some red lipstick to go with it and looked over at the time. "Snickerdoodles!" I yell. Already 7:40!!!!!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
I charge down the stairs and almost mawn over my mom who was on her way to drag me out of my room. I grab the toast from her hands, stick it in my mouth, put my shoes on and run out of the door. "REMEMBER TO NOT GET INTO POLITICS!" I hear her yell before she closes the door.
08:01
I arrive at school a full minute late "oh fricklefrack" I think "a full minute late! Missus Rumpelstielzchien is gonna kill me" with a worried expression I burst into class. Shocked I look around, everything's a chaos! And no one is at their seats. I turn over to my good friend Thomas Barrack and ask with a concerned voice "why isn't anyone seated? And why is it so loud?" Before Tommy can answer Obama (my mortal enemy) says "Teach's late but some old smelly guy unlocked the classroom door so now we're here" In the corner a thing I had assumed to be one of Melanias failed experiments turned around threw water on Obama and yelled "EY YOU LITTLE RAT I DONT FOOKIN SMELL!!" Obama gasped and looked up to see Missus Rumpelstielzchien standing infront of him. I don't remember what happened after because my poor, innocent Mexican hating soul cant stand this much noise but i know Missus Rumpelstielzchien yelled a lot and at a lot of people.
After the Missus was done yelling she gave us a big smile and said in a cheerful voice "Children, angels and democrats! I have a big announcement to make!!" she grinned at us basically forcing us to grin back, "We actually have a new student today!" someone groaned, I turned around to see it being Jimmy Kimmel "Is it gonna be another nerd like Melania??" the class started laughing except for Obama who has a concussion for some reason. I sighed "these guys are so stupid" I thought to myself. After me and my mom found outa year ago that my IQ is actually 1000 making me really special and the main character we decided I was going to grow up like any other normal, relatable high school girl and kept this info a secret. I know my mom did it to protect me and as thankful as i am for that it also means I'm stuck with these bollock pieces of burnt Cornflake crisps.
I look back up and see a tall, handsome guy with an amazing jawline walk in. "Is this the new student??" I think to myself, "or is this just some guy who broke into our school again??" it could be either i mean the chances are 50/50. Before I can waste more of my huge number of braincells on this unimportant issue the Missus started talking again "AAAAAAAALLRIGHT MY ANNOYING ASSHOLE STUDENT! This is actually the new student. I know pretty cool raight hehehe." she gives off a weird old man laugh and glances around awkwardly. After about 10 seconds of complete and utter silence she turns around to the guy behind her and says "dont you want to introduce yourself? Yes? Come on Philip!! Give it a go" The tall guy who's name I don't know smiles and turns to the class. "Er, well 'ello there." he says in the most british accent I've heard since Winston Churchill passed away. "moy name's Philip and um oi'm from the UKAY. Herher" I smile as I hear his awkward British laugh. How cute he is. I gasp to myself "oh god am I in love with Philip?? NO, that can't be!! I can't fall in love with first guy I see again that went really badly with Biden last time" Tommy hears my muttering and turns towards me "ooohh you're in love again??" he asks with a perverted smile on his face. I flick his face and answer "I don't know what you're thinking but it's NOT happening". Before Thomas can answer the Missus says in a loud voice "I think because Donald's having such a good time (and also cause I'm a cliche Wattpad Teacher) SHE can show Philip around the school! Isn't that right Donni??" I gasp "ME? ALONE? WITH PHILIP?"
