Donald Trump x Prince Philip

#4: School (Donalds view)

Holy turtlegreen I'm sitting in third period and I am SHAKING. On my way to school today while I was running through the rain looking my worst Philip caught me. PHILIP!! And after throwing a pigeon into my arms he took me in and we walked to the bus together, together under his umbrella. My fat orange cheeks were magically turning red. I mean one of his friends did push him and me off the bus and we fell into the wet mud, but other than that it was pretty romantic.
"TRUMP!" I hear "WAKE UP" I slowly open my eyes just to stare directly into the face of Missus Horriblebaka, "Trump what are you doing sleeping in class??? I was JUST announcing the new group projects!!" Group projects? Class? I look around, oh bluepalmtree
I fell asleep in my biology class!! I don't know what the reason could have been (since I'm perfect) so I came to the conclusion that because of my many huge brain cells, that I have, I understood everything so well that I had been bored enough to fall asleep.
"Alright well, because Trump has been sleeping all this time I'm going to choose your partners!!" Missus Horriblebaka yells. The whole class groans and someone throws a paper plane at me with the words "ORNAGW" on them. Because of the poor spelling I immediately assume it's from Alec Baldwin. I crumple the paper with tears in my eyes because my poor soul cannot handle this much bullying while the Missus is paring random people for some project. "And last but not least I want Philip and Donald Trump on the presentation about why incest is illegal in Germany." Holy pinkponkpoodles, I blush and my only thought is "ME WITH PRINCE PHILIP! ALONE! WORK!" Elizabeth turns around and pouts a bit at Philip "aw but babe I wanted to be in a group with you" Prince Philip smiles "don't worry it's just some school project"
I laugh to myself but also wonder why the hell Lizzie called Philip "babe" but oh well...