Donald Trump x Prince Philip

#3: Rain (Philip's view)

i've been at this school for 1 whole day now and i've honestly already witnessed so many crazy things, like for example: obama had a half hour concussion, our teachers name is "Missus Horriblebaka", michelle knows how to do cpr for some reason, the janitor looks like a failed science experiment from the back and most importantly Donald Trump. sheeeesh Donald is the most beautiful gal i've ever met.... and he even said he'd be my friend. such a beautiful girl <3 <3

either way Donald would never love a nerd like me. i mean i'm good at english history how nerdy and quirky is that like plzz. i just hope we can always stay besties, and i mean at least i'm not the only one interested in english history, Elizabeth is rlly good at it too which is fun and all, but Lizzie just can't keep up with Trump.

aight i gotta head to school now lulz bye bye

07:40

I calmly get out of bed, close my diary and shove it into my very secret drawer. "Philip!" I hear from downstairs, "yes mother?" I answer while deciding which white button down shirt I should wear today. "It's quite late innit? You 'aven't eaten your breakfast yet get down 'ere!". I decide to go with the pearly white button down shirt and call back "coming, apologies!" After pulling on my shirt and smearing five pounds of hair gel into my hair I elegantly walk down the stairs to see my mother with biscuits and tea waiting for me.

After eating a very delightful meal I walk over to the bus station. My mother shoves me an umbrella in hand which seems stupid at first but finds itself to be very useful after I step out the door. It's raining like hell, well if it even rains in hell, not like I would know I'm not dead.

Anyway, I walk to the bus stop which is about five minutes away when I see Donald walking quickly through the pouring rain, he doesn't have an umbrella and is already basically soaking. I didn't even know he lived this close, how did I not notice that at all yesterday?? As I keep thinking about that issue my feet start moving on their own and before I can comprehend what just happened I stand in front of Trump. "A-ah" I go "uhh hey there Republican" Donald gives me a confused expression and tilts his head slightly "Hello? Are you okay??" I blush slightly and stare down at him "uh- well" before I can really say a lot more I hear a thump on my umbrella. I shake it not realising I'm only pouring more water on Donald when finally a rat of the sky falls off of my umbrella and slides right into Trumps hands. "EW!" he goes as he let's the thing fall to the ground, "what the pigeonshnakkle! This is stupid why am I standing here in the pouring rain with you" he pushes me aside and walks past me. Before I can realise what I'm doing I've grabbed his arm and held onto him. With a worried expression I go "please Dona'd let me maike it oup to ya" "h-huh?!" Donald utters "whaddya mean??" I smile at him and say "I mean please share my umbrella with me so you don't get even wetter than you already are, and after school let me take you to buy new clothes at H&M" "wh-wha??" Donald stutters slightly before pulling himself together, "why do you think I buy my clothes at H&M??" "oh" I exclaim "you just look like you buy your clothes there" "wah-??"Donald says in a distressed tone "I do not!! I look great!" I grab Donald by the shoulder and gently pull him next to me under my umbrella "yea yea stop yammering let's go we're gonna be laite"