Title: Intrepid Teenage Hero
Category: Romance/Humor
Rating: NC-17 for adult language and situations
Summary: To save wizardkind from falling into the Dark Lord's evil clutches, intrepid teenage hero Harry Potter embarks on a dangerous quest: infiltrating Malfoy Manor and getting information from Draco using highly unorthodox methods. Romance/Humour.
WARNING: This story contains slash, meaning relationships between members of the same gender. It is also a bit cracked out, and really going to live up to its rating.'''''''
Intrepid Teenage Hero
I. The Pretty Man
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"Honestly, Potter."
Blaise Zabini punctuated this with his most exasperated look, rolling his eyes up at Harry Potter from his seat at the worn table in the sunny Weasley kitchen.
"I realize that you're blind as a bat, but surely even you have noticed that I'm a pretty man."
Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchanged glances. The trio was standing together in the Weasley kitchen, eying Blaise suspiciously. The tall Slytherin had shown up early that August morning, hovering just outside the wards protecting the Burrow. Molly Weasley had seen him first and marched outside to question him.
She'd come back in with slightly pink cheeks and the remarkably good-looking Blaise in tow. When Ron, Hermione and Harry made it downstairs an hour or so later, Blaise was devouring stacks of homemade pancakes and still flattering Molly outrageously.
"Mrs. Weasley, these are amazing," Blaise was saying as the trio walked in. "Ronald is so lucky to have a mum like you. A good cook and beautiful as well."
"Aren't you a dear," Molly said fondly. "Ron, why haven't you brought your friend Blaise home before? He's really quite something. Not that you're not a charming young man yourself, Harry," she added kindly to a quite-speechless Harry.
"Mum," Ron said, looking properly horrified by the whole situation. "What are you doing talking to this slimy, good-for-nothing -"
"Friend of yours?" Blaise interjected, looking pointedly at the three Gryffindors.
"Friend?" Ron interjected. "Since when do -"
"Friends knock each other up without a proper firecall first? Excellent point. I'm terribly sorry, Ronald, to have imposed so rudely upon you and your lovely mother. Please forgive my breech of etiquette. I assure you I wouldn't have dropped by so unexpectedly if I didn't have a very good reason."
Blaise's meaningful words were not lost on the trio, who exchanged glances. Finally, Hermione cleared her throat.
"Well Za - um, Blaise," she said politely. "Why don't we join you for breakfast and you can tell us why you're here."
"Hermione, are you mad?"
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Harry and Ron had spoken up at the same moment.
"It can't hurt to hear why he's here," Hermione whispered.
"You're only willing to listen to him because he's fit," Ron whispered back crossly.
"Well, now that that's settled I'll leave you all to catch up," Molly said, giving Blaise one last friendly smile reminiscent of the ones she had bestowed on Gilderoy Lockhart.
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Hayran Kurgu⚠︎This is not mine, for offline purpose only to satisfy my need and i also want to share it with all of you in case you haven't read it Original Author: jennavere Original Publisher: skyehawke Link to the story http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php...