During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools...
HahahahH
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
There is a pill that makes fart smell like chocolate.
Twitter's bird is called Larry.
Cookie Monster's real name is Sid.
Bird poop is white because they don't pee.
Okai I'm done, for now...
YOU ARE READING
Stay Weird
RandomThis will probably not be read but its about Random Stuff. You must've chosen this book for a reason. Bored? Want a laugh? Eh, how would I know? K bai wub ya little unicorns!!! © 2015 || toTalLyCaLM
