My sister was too lazy to yell her chicken joke across the hall so we texted. And here is our conversation:
Her: why did the chiken cross the road?
Me: because he was stupid
Her: NO dummy he wanted to get to the other slide bt he flattened faild and he went to chicken hevan
Me: my answer was so much more realistic. Chickens ARE stupid. Face it.
Her: i dont wanna face a chicken
Her: LOL
Me: u said face the fact duh little chicken!
Her: huh let me sya it again I DONT WANNA FACE A CHICKEN bock bock ok
Me: that totally makes YOU sound like a chicken as I describe them.
Her: I dont wanna face a chicken bc it would peck and then I wold have chicken pocks
Me: OMG that is the most chicken answer you could've contributed!
Her: Well well WELL ur dirtbike is a chickin bc nvm ur a chickin ancd so is ur dirtbike bc it and u wont dare go as fast as me well when I get used to rideing it
Her: oh i no i sound like a chickin so better tnan you do bock bock bock im to bock star of the bock chickin show!
And that was out conversation before my mom cut us off. And I was saying chicken as in she sounds like a complete idiot.
