Arisu: Can't wait to see you babe. Hurry up and get here!
Usagi: Whoo hoo! It's Friday. Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight!
Arisu: Uh...... Shouldn't we talk about that first?
Usagi: HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god.
Usagi: I wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant.
Arisu: I almost had a heart attack.
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Hatter: Aguni there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Hatter: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Hatter: Aguni
Hatter: Aguni
Aguni: Aguni is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
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Chota: Hi, I've found this phone, you're the first name on the contact list. Could you tell your friend it's been found?
Karube: Which friend?
Chota: The one whose name is at the top of the screen.
Karube: Haha oh yeah lol
Chota: So can you tell them I've found it
Karube: Yeah will do
Karube: Hi it's Karube, someone found your phone
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Ann: Finally you've entered the digital age and got a smart phone
Ann: How is it?
Ann: Hatter?
Ann: Hellooooo???
Ann: Why aren't you answering?
Hatter: Howdoyoudoaspace
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Kuina: Everything okay? I haven't heard from you in a few days!
Chishiya: Yup. Sorry. Just came out of the closet.
Kuina: Oh Chishiya! That is great!
Kuina: I always had a hunch.
Kuina: I love you no matter what!
Chishiya: Holy shit I'm not gay, Kuina.
Chishiya: I meant coming out of the clinic now. Autocorrect.
Kuina: Oh I see.
Chishiya: The real issue is, you think I'm gay?
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Niragi: So how was the date last night bro?
Niragi: Did you score?
Last Boss: not quite. First date we went to dinner and then walked her home
Last Boss: then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left.
Niragi: Killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or something?
Last Boss: ***********KISSED wtf
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