A/N:
So every once and a while I might post a incorrect quote chapter with the normal chapter, probably only once a week tho! Enjoy!
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Y/N: Are you drunk?
Wilbur: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Philza: And the spirit of whisky.
*The squad is at a dinner but someone has been murdered*
Technoblade: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life is at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Y/N: Its a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Tubbo: What about Wilbur? Nobody ever suspects Wilbur!
Wilbur: Well what about Tommy? They have a gun!
Tommy: Techno has a knife.
Technoblade: Yeah, for fun, not murder! *stabs Tubbo in the arm*
Technoblade: Could you maybe just like... Stab me... Right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Philza: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Philza: wAiT a MiNuTe
Tommy: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem
Y/N: If looking good was a crime, you would be a law abiding citizen.
Y/N: yeah I'm LGBT
Y/N: cuLt leader
Y/N: God hates me personally
Y/N: cowBoy hat
Y/N: *sniffles* Trying my best...
Technoblade: I'm not a lunatic. I have the psychiatrist report to prove it. A slender majority of the the panel decided in my favor.
Philza: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed! Eat something! Drink something! Have a fruit snack! 🖤
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