Still Family -A Sleepybois Inc. Self Insert

6

Mumza laughs at your shocked expression and pats your head.
"The boys had the same reaction to him, I think it's quite adorable." You nod slowly, still invested with the child inside of her. You both sit in comfortable silence, your hand still on her stomach.
"We are back now!" Philza walks through the door, two boys trailing behind.
"Now Y/N, would you like to play with the boys while we set up the room for you?" You nod, feeling a bit more comfortable with the family in front of you. Wilbur gives you a smile and beacons you into the hallway.
“We can play in the playroom while they get done with your room!” Techno nods, you notice a book in his hands.
“What book is that?” You ask him, pointing. He looks up at you in surprise, he must not have expected you to acknowledge him at all. He lifts up the book and shows you the cover, a man-made out of stone behind the words “ The Art of War” by Sun Tzu. It is quite bigger than the books you had seen at your house, you yourself had only seen picture books and didn’t know how to read, Bubba had never sent you to school. There was a school, run by a ‘Miss Niki’. (I'm sorry, all the ages are mixed up a bit but it will just have to do. She is JShlatts age.) You had only heard your brother speak about her once, you only knew she ran the bakery that was a bit away from your home. You had walked by there several times to smell the delicious scent that came from the shop and had even seen her. You thought she was so pretty.
“It’s my favorite book… Dad reads it to me.” you nod,  thinking about the books your own brother had read to you. He had such a nice voice, always showing me photos in the book.        ”Maybe…” he pauses a moment, thinking, “Maybe Dad will read it to us tonight.”
You nod, about to agree with him when Wilbur stops in front of 2 doors with a round top. The doors were made of glass with an oak wood frame and a silver handle. He pushes it open to reveal a playroom. The walls are white with wide windows to show out over the town. Toys are scattered around the room, trains, foam swords, a giant blue bean bag, and more. The white walls have crayons all over them, random drawings, and such. There is a table with art supplies and paper by One corner has little ticks on it, each labeled ‘Will’ or ‘Techno’ then their age. Wilbur quickly overtook in height, being at least 2 inches taller.  Wilbur rushes forward and jumps onto the bean bag.
“This is the playroom! We keep our toys and play games here!” Technoblade walks over and sits on the carpet cross-legged, looking at you expectedly. You quickly move to sit next to him. Wilbur brings over some crayons and paper from the table and sets it down in front of us before sitting down himself. Techno looks down at his book then back up, contemplating whether to join you both or not. After looking at his eager brother, he sighs and sets the book down. You grab a bit of paper and get an idea. You start to fold it into a triangle and then fold the bottom, you do that again and again to a couple of other pieces of paper. Finally, you connect the ends with a bit of glue to make it into a circle. You set the finished paper crown on top of Techno’s head. He looks up to you with a strange look, you smile at him before sitting back down. Wilbur looks up from his drawing and smiles wide.
“We should play heroes! I’ll be the villain this time because last time I was the prince and it was really boring. Techno can be the prince and… you can be the one he needs to save!” You nod liking the sound of the game. Techno looks at you again before nodding,
“Fine… Yeah, you can be the bad guy this time.” Wilbur climbs on top of the table and puts one hand on his hip and the other was pointed at me,
“I will never let you leave this place! This lovely person is mine!” Techno reluctantly gets up and stands in front of you,
“No!” The boy standing in front of you says with fake optimism, “They will never go with you!” You grab onto Techno and say,
“Please! Don’t let the big scary man take me away!” You squealed between giggles.

After a long day of giggles and play you three finally decided to take a small break. You all sit in the playroom on a beanbag, somehow you all fit on it. You sit in comfortable silence just looking at the colorful walls that you too had helped with the number of scribbles all over. Your eyes start to droop, a head drops against your shoulder, Wilbur had passed out, you find that Techno had also fallen asleep. Right before you fell asleep yourself you saw the glass doors of the room open and see Phil and Mumza peering in smiling.

-------Current Time------
You sigh fondly of the memory, you decided to stay with the family, and now when you think about it, it truly had been the right decision. As you all got older this changed, Wilbur eventually got glasses and Techno dyed his hair pink with the help of you, Tommy was born and Tubbo was found, eventually the whole family found its rhythm and you learned to love those who took you in all those years ago. You look over to Wilbur, he too seems to have fallen into a sweet memory.
“Well! That was long ago, you are still as clingy as ever and I’m still bored.” He says getting up and going to the door,
“Come on then, it’s almost lunch time and I’m hungry.” You pull yourself up as well and follow him out the door and down the stairs. You both make quick sandwiches and plop down on the couch. You put on the TV and start watching a movie, one that you had seen thousands of times yet it still is your favorite.
“Wait so… He…. sparkles?” Wilbur said staring at the screen with a confused expression.
“Um, yeah, all vampires do in the universe.” He stays silent before slowly nodding,
“Hm… That werewolf dude is pretty hot though.”
After the movie you and Wilbur just sit in silence, neither know what to do next and there is still an hour before you had to start dinner.
“Hey, wanna re-dye my hair?” You look at him in disbelief,
“Wait, you want me to do that?” He nods, “But you usually only let Phil do that?" Wilbur shrugs, tilting his head slightly, thinking.
"Oh well, I'm bored, and I've seen you dye your hair before." You press your hand to your mouth stifling a laugh, "Yeah, in like 8th grade when I saw you do it, it took me like 3 months to convince Phil to get me bright pink hair dye!" He smiles fondly of that memory before speaking in a babyish tone, "Aww, did N/N want to look like their older brothers," He reaches over and grabs your hand, tugging you over to him before engulfing you in a warm hug, rocking you dramatically back and forth as you squeal in slight protest, "Did my baby sibling want to be like me? Huh?" He finally stops, holding you close to him and he kisses the top of your head. Wilbur pats your back before scooting you off of him so he can stand up, "Alright! Let's go dye my hair!"

"You are never allowed to dye my hair ever again."
"Hey! It's not that bad!" He looks at you disbelieving before grinning at you, "Just kidding, yeah, it does look really good!" He stares at himself in the mirror adjusting his hair accordingly before turning around to face you.
"Okay. Now we should make dinner. I was thinking… how about we make mash potatoes, peas, and the meatloaf Phil made this morning? Techno went to the store a couple days ago, I think we have all the stuff." You nod and you both head down to the kitchen.

On the way down you get a message from the family group chat.

Bee Boy
Hey, Ranboo is coming over for dinner, just so u know.
Y/N
Yeah, is he staying the night?
Grimlin
Of course he is, you know who is also staying the night?

Crow Father
Who?

Grimlin
Many, many women

Music Man Go Brr
Let's not actually

You smile down at your phone and continue downstairs.

As soon as the food is done the boys walk through the door, Philza is listening to Techno talk about something, from what you overheard, it seems he is rambling about some Greek god he read about recently. Behind them 3 younger boys appeared, a tall blonde waving his hands wildly, telling a story, 2 other boys trailing behind listening. The tallest of the trio has split colored hair, one side white, the other black, much like his skin, the shortest with fluffy brown hair that covers his eyes, small horns peeking out, much like your own.
"Hey everyone! Dinner is done, you guys arived just in time."
Everyone cheers and you all sit down to eat. Philza at the head, to his left is Techno, then Wilbur, then you, on his right is Tommy, Ranboo, then Tubbo. Currently Tommy is trying to fling peas into Wilbur's hair while Ranboo is trying to stop Tubbo from stabbing Tommy with a fork. Wilbur is ranting to Philza and Techno about his new song and you just sit there smiling, looking at your wonderful family you were so lucky to meet all those years ago...