Boris Johnson X Jeremy Corbyn

The penis in parliament

It had been a long hard day (take that any way you want) and bojo just wanted a rest. He wanted a day off of being a nonce and he just wanted a hookup.
Carrie was at home and he had had enough of being with a person almost half his age, a woman especially.
Boris new that Jeremy was struggling with such issues as well; actually, no he didn't, he just wanted to believe that. That would be a good day for Boris....
There was this grey, angry, ratty man, he was a front bencher.
He wanted the same, you could see it in his ottery eyes
"Hello Jeremy" Boris said
"Wagwan r kid" replied jezza
"Splif o'clock innit fam" replied bo
"Not in the mood" replied jez
"What are you in the mood for"
"Hmmm, guess"said Boris
Jeremy thrust his grey hairy hands to the old, rotting, wood of the room, and Boris said,
"You, me, we're face to face"
"But can't see eye to eye" replied jez
(I'll let you guess what he meant bi this)
Boris was excited
Jeremy was ready for this
After weeks of conflict, it had all led to this.
Boris decided to set the mood a little, so he decided to get his huawei p20 pro, got spotify up, brought premium so he could choose the song , and then put on the song, do i wanna know? By the artic monkeys. He also decided to put a video of nikocado avocado fighting with orlin in the background.
This was what paradise felt like (to boris).