As Boris walked to greggs he found himself surrounded by press
"Boris, Boris! You look down!" Said the Hollywood fix
"I'm feeling a bit BLOO today, Kevin!" Bozza replied
Next, something unexpected happen.
Boris burst into song
He felt like fucking troy bolton.
"I got my driver's license last week...." He began
He then headed to get a veGAN sausage role from greggs, even if he doesn't know how much it cost.
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Boris Johnson X Jeremy Corbyn
Fiksi PenggemarBojo and r kid jezza may or may not hook up in this raunchy tale