BLOODY HELL BORIS!

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by s1ppingontea

by s1ppingontea

I'm not gonna go into the details, because it's too graphic, but let's just say they had a bloody good time.
"What should we do now?" Boris said in a dazed way
"Is that even a question?" Jeremy replied, in a kind of angry way.
"What"
"I thought we'd do it again, without a question!"
"But I'm tired"
"But it was so good! I was amazing!"
"Yes, but KFC sounds better right now"
"Obese Tory!" Jeremy shouted, he was so insulted because this was his first time at this, in this specific situation, so he was kind of nervous in the 4 seconds he had before he knew this was going to happen.
"Don't make this all political again!"
"It had to be said! At least it got through to you, you skinny rat! I'm of to KFC."