Tw: mentions of suicide in gen z fashion
Y/n
ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE
PLEASE
SAVE ME
ROZIE IS GOING TO MURDER ME
I'm going to become a corpse
Oh no
I DONT WANNA DIE
Yet...
But that's not the point
ELLIE WHERE TF ARE YOU
Please
Are you okay?
Hola
Hallo
Bonjour
Dia duit
Hej
Hæ
Oi
Ciào
Cześć
Salut
Helo
Živjo
Oh no did she get to you first
F
I definitely didn't look up how to say hello in 12 languages just to spam you
I'm still going to spam until I know you are alive
Cause we planned our triple suicide together and if she murdered you I'm going to be disappointed
Where are you? I literally searched the whole school
And I got stopped by a teacher twice
I'm getting self conscious rn
I don't want to be alone
I'm going to class alone ig
I see how it is
I'll see you in hell when rozie finds me
Oh wait
Your going to heaven like the good little shit you are
:(
Not how I planned my suicide
Death by rozie
Rip
She will not be remembered
Oops forgot to bury her
Wait who is she
Idk
HOW TF DID YOU NOT REPLY YET
Damn
Now you going to murder me
???
Hello?
Y/n
Omg your alive thank god
Might want to go back to the dead now
Cause when I murder you it will not be pretty Ellie
???
This isn't Ellie
Y/n
Oops
Wait really
???
You got the wrong number kid
Y/n
OMFG I'm so sorry
Sorry if I interrupted something important and blowing up your phone
???
No problem kiddo I need a distraction from my meeting anyway
1. How'd you get this number
2. Why was rozie going to murder you and Ellie
Y/n
Um I just typed in my friends number as I was running away from rozie
Which I obviously made a mistake
She was angered because I called her short, which is completely true
She's like 5'1
You should never anger a short person
Also could I get a name other wise you'd a stranger
sTrAngEr dAngEr
???
Call me genius
Y/n
Uhhh sureee
You changed "???"'s number to "smol brain"
smol brain
You didn't put my name as that did you kid
Y/n
Nope :)
smol brain
You going to tell me your name?
Y/n
Umm
I could
But you didn't tell me yours
Sooooooo call me death
smol brain
Why?
Y/n
CaUsE paThEtic PeOpLe aRe ScaReD oF Me :)
smol brain
Dylan it is then
I feel like your called Dylan
Y/n
You'll never know
I feel like your an old man
Le gasp
Omg are you a ...
Pedo?
smol brain
Oh god no
Wait what age are you kid
Y/n
Fünfzehn Jahre alt
Cúig bliana déag d'aois
Fuck I forgot french
But I'm fifteen
smol brain
Shouldn't you be in school right now? In class?
Y/n
I sorta am
It's the summer exams
We are in a study block rn I have like 3 exams left so two days left of school before summer holidays start
smol brain
So why aren't you studying
Y/n
Why aren't you paying attention to your meeting hmmm
smol brain
You got me there
Y/n
Welp the exam is starting
English
It's not that bad but my hand will hurt like a bitch after
Wish me luck smol brain
smol brain
IS THAT WHAT MY NAME IS
....
Good luck with English kid
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A/n : I just want to say before I get any angry Americans after me, I'm not American and all I know about the American school system is from movies so I mixed it with my school system, which is Irish in case you didn't get the hints, however this does take place in New York. If you don't understand something ask and I'll explain as good as I can.
No ones going to read this I feel like I'm talking to myself just like in real life .... L .... I just said L to myself wow I need a life ... -_-
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