Wrong number kid

Hehe gotta love procrastinating

Y/n's POV

I could hear quiet voices whispered above me as I woke up. God in my head that sounds like some horror movie shit.

I was quick to open my eyes and find myself in dad's arms with brucie running his hand through my hair. They were having a quiet discussion for some reason.

"Uhh to quote technoblade, this is awkward" I said cause I felt like I was intruding on their conversation.

They both jumped hearing my voice.

"Did I fall asleep or pass out?"

"I think you just fell asleep," Clint answered.

I reluctantly rolled out of his lap and just lay down in the nice cold floor.

"I feel like I was squishing you" I laughed to explain my actions.

Bruce's POV

Y/n look so small when she lay on the floor just staring at the ceiling. She looked like a small child I  need to protect. I don't like the news I have to break to her but she needs to know.

"Hey y/n," I started.

"Hmmm," she hummed back in response.

"Just wanted to warn you ahead of time that your parents trial had been moved forward to next week," she tensed at my words. "I know it's going to be difficult for you but seeing as Clint and I are currently your legal guardians, one of gets to be with you the entire time if you want."

She reached up to my hand which was currently resting on my leg and held it "Thank you," she whispered.

I don't ever want to let go of her hand, I feel that if I do she's going to fall apart.

I had no idea what to say but the silence was soon broken between the three of us by Clint.

"Hey y/n the brownies are definitely cold by know but I could heat one up for you or get you some ice cream with it."

I saw y/n's face light up at Clint's words.

"Thanks I'll definitely have it with ice cream," she sounded happier.

"What about you Bruce? Want some?" God I love this man.

"Yes thank you," I smiled back at him.

I'm minutes the three of us were eating like it was our first time eating in days.

Y/n's POV

Wow this recipe turned out good. I had just finished my brownie and I was just about to go to give one to Shuri. There were more than enough to give out to the others. Then Shuri burst into the room.

"I pissed of tin can," she half shrieked. I looked to the other two.

Dad looked like the first of April came early and Bruce looked like a tired dad.

"Brucie-" Dad started.

"No need love I'll distract hike for you," Bruce sighed.

Dad pulled me to my feet and grabbed Shuri's hand and mine and ran the opposite direction she came in.

Once we reached his room he started pacing with a growing smirk on his face. I reached beside me and grabbed Shuri's hand because he wasn't being creepy at all. She squeezed my hand in response.

"Friday call Loki, Peter, Wanda and Pietro here please and be a dear and tell them to hurry" dad said as he stopped pacing.

<of course Sharp Shooter>

Less than two minutes later they were all in dad's room.

"Okay so according to my daughter's lovely girlfriend Tony is pissed. Don't ask what she did cause I don't know. Which means one thing" Dad paused for dramatic effect. "Now is the perfect time to pull the prank of the century on him."

I watched every single person's face light up at the moment of realisation. Holy shit Stark is in for it now.

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A/n: am I procrastinating ending the fic with the set up of a prank?yes. Do I have any ideas for the prank yet? No. Did I really procrastinate this chapter for three weeks and make it only 100 words longer? Yes. Did I even edit this chapter after writing it? No. Am I on a Depression arc today? Yeeee. Do I give a fuck? Not really.