𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ↬︎︎peter parker

𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱

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Y/n - regular
Peter - bold

did you know that there are 25.9 billion
chickens in the world

i did not know that

yeah people are scared of aliens
invading earth when there's literally
more chickens than people

you are correct

i mean there's more of a chance that
chickens will rule the world one
day then aliens invading earth

where did you come
up with that solution

so there's 25 billion chickens and one
day they snap because they are
tired of being eaten and seeing their
families heads chopped off, so they
all come together to take over the
world. and us puny humans stand
no chance against an army
of chickens!

dude i've never thought
about that

ik it all came out of nowhere last night

so we're all gonna be the
chickens slaves

who's we? if anything i'm going to
join the army of chickens, i would
make an amazing king. and plus
i'm a human so ik human's
weaknesses.

don't you mean queen?

no i mean king doofus

okay no need for the name
calling

yes it's very much needed
because you are an idiot

ykw i hope the chickens
come so they can torture
your ass

they won't because i'm superior

yeah sure whatever helps
you sleep at night

you are just mad i'm
better than you

yes you are better than me
boo fucking hoo

yk i just realized i don't know
what you look like

yeah bc you never asked
you ma'am are the reason
why there are short films
about warning kids from
people online because they
cat fish children so that
they could kidnap them

wow no need to call me out
like that ✋🏽😀

i mean it's true

shut up anyways i wanna see
what you look like

you first

i asked first so you do it

fine but you better
do it too