Tommy's Guide to Owning a Pet Army

Whoopsie daisy

TW// Blood      (This is for later in the chapter)

The spring was a beautiful place, with a massive waterfall flowing into a medium sized pond, a hot spring could be found right next to the pond, with a bird bath under a willow tree near the edge of the grove, like Tommy had said.

The animals all scattered, going to their respective areas to bathe and play, leaving Phil and Techno to do nothing but watch them.

Techno sighed.

"So uh, we only have a certain amount of days until Tommy kicks us out, we kinda got to get this going if we ever wish for Tommy to come with us."

"Agreed mate. But what if he doesn't come? You know how a stubborn he can be."

Did he know? He wasn't sure.

"If he doesn't come with us, we bring the whole server to him."

Phil chuckled nervously, a bit shocked by the brute honesty that lay in the answer Techno had given.

"Yeah, yeah. Maybe have that as a last resort. We could bride him?"

"That could work. Maybe tell him of how the server's changed."

Techno shrugged. They didn't really have a good amount of options, and the ones they did have probably wouldn't convince Tommy at all. He's sighed.

"We could drag him there."

"Oh hell no. Have you seen the amount of animals he has? Not to mention that they all seem quite protective of him. I don't feel like being clawed to death."

Techno snorted. Phil had a point. Even as the animals were bathing and frolicking in the water, he could feel their icy glares on him from all sides. They were watching them.

Case in point, Clementine sat right behind them, never moving a muscle.

"You know- what if we convinced the bear?"

Phil stopped. Clementine tilted her head, baring her teeth.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"We could convince the bear that Tommy should go home with us."

The once deep grunt turned into a ferocious growl as she heard her master's name.

Techno turned around, scooting towards the bear, Phil looked at him. He was actually going to try to talk to the bear.

"Clementine, right?"

The big white bear looked Techno, turning her head a bit more. She was listening.

"So listen, we were thinking about bringing Tommy back to the DreamSMP, to let him go back to his family. You wouldn't mind, right?"

The growl turned into Techno almost losing his hand to Clementine.

"Jeez, ok, you don't want him to leave, but come on, he can't seriously be happy with you guys here. It must take at least half of his day to care for you guys."

That... was not the right thing to say. Techno knew that right after he saw heads turn towards him. He heard the sound of paws treading and water on the ground, the noise getting louder and louder as they came closer to him. He paled. Whoops.

You could probably hear the growling from a mile away. That is, until the shouts of Tommy ripped through the grove, shutting the animals right up.

He suddenly appeared through a bush, looking very annoyed. The animals cowered.