private chat
potter: hi camilla
camilla: hi
potter: how are you
camilla: i'm okay
camilla: how are u
potter: pretty good
camilla: okay
potter: okay
camilla: do u like need
something?
potter: you just looked kinda
sad during class and i just
wanted to make sure ur ok
camilla: oh
camilla: well thanks for asking
camilla: i'm just tired today
potter: oh ok
camilla: so i'm gonna go
take a nap now
camilla: bye harold
potter: bye camilla
camilla changed 'potter' to 'harry'
group chat : the girlies🧁
camilla: do u guys think
gremlins exist
aurora: gremlins?
evie: what the fuck is a gremlin
hermione: a gremlin is a mischievous
illiterate folkloric creature that causes
malfunctions in aircraft or other
machinery. depictions of these creatures
tend to vary, most often they are
pictured as having spiky backs, large red
eyes, small clawed frames, and sharp teeth.
ginny: walking book
effy: u sound so proper
camilla: so do gremlins exist
evie: yes
evie: and if they do they
are my spirit animal
aurora: amen
ginny: amen
effy: amen
hermione: amen
camilla: YUHHH
camilla: do u think they're
immortal
hermione: well it would be quite
hard to figure that out seeing we
don't know if they exist, but i
believe if they were real they would
not be immortal.
effy: aw that's a shame
camilla: ikr
ginny: crying rn
group chat : family 👺👺
james: ¡hola chicos!
callie: ¡hola familia!
harry: oh my god
sirius: i like when they speak
spanish it's so funny
remus: 😐😐
aurora: hey uncle jamesie
and auntie callie💓❤️💓❤️
callie: yes rory?
aurora: please be quiet 💓❤️
harry: LMAO
james: NEVER
james: UNO DOS TRES
callie: CUATRO CINCO SEIS
effy: this is so chaotic
james: SEITE OCHO NUEVE
harry: how am i related to
u guys
callie: how are you not😽
james: we're perfect🥰🥰
sirius: cant beat moons and i
remus: YUHHH😌
harry: ...
aurora: they're right😁
group chat : golden trio🫀
harry: if i was a tree what
kind of tree would i be
harry: that also rhymed
ron: maybe an oak tree
idk
hermione: BRISTLECONE
WHITE PINE TREEEEEEE
harry: are u on crack
hermione: 😛😛
ron: crack crack crack crack
crack crack crack crack crack
crack crack crack crack crack
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YUHHH HI GUYS
i was really happy a second ago when i was writing this but then i was trying to think about what else to say and i became sad 😐
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piss off potter | harry potter
Fanfictionsequel to my mofos harry potter has been pining after camilla taylor since he was eleven, and he might just get the girl. just a lighthearted social media story harry potter x femoc au voldemort doesn't exist golden trio era otp-hbp
