unknown number: hey camilla ;)
camilla: um hello?
unknown number: i hope this isn't
really creepy, but ur like the most
gorgeous girl i've ever met
camilla: well thank you, but i do have
a boyfriend
unknown number: i know, but i
was hoping we could still be friends
camilla: ummmmm
camilla: i mean sure
unknown number: great!! my names leo
camilla: cool
camilla: do u go to hogwarts?
leo: yea
leo: so your boyfriend is
the chosen one, right?
leo: overrated if u ask me
camilla: yea that's him
camilla: i don't think he's overrated
lol i really love him
leo: i bet i can make u
fall in love with me ;)
camilla: ew
camilla: ur done ur done
groupchat created: camilla, leo, & harry
camilla: hello!
camilla: to update u harry this is
leo, who seems to not know boundaries
leo: bruh what the fuck is this
harry: oh hello
harry: theo, is it?
harry: sorry my girlfriend and i
are super happy
harry: we aren't interested in a
threesome either
leo: i wish u died when that shelf
fell on u
camilla: 😻😻
harry: so kind!
harry: anyway lol fuck off
harry: so bye bye
camilla blocked leo
harry blocked leo
private chat
camilla: well that was interesting
harry: :))))))
camilla: lolz i miss u
harry: i miss u too
harry: mamas
camilla: stop
harry: bubbas🥺
camilla: NOO
camilla: YOU KNOW I HATE THAT
harry: bubs
harry: bbg
harry: woman
camilla: woman????
camilla: 🎶more than a woman
to meeeee🎶
harry: sing it queen
camilla: okay queen
camilla: i got a new candle
harry: what scent
camilla: the scent doesn't matter
camilla: on the front it says
camilla: it's not drinking alone if
the dog is home
harry: you??? don't??? have???
a dog????
camilla: i consider lyle the house pet
harry: that is so sweet of u
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a/n: #runningpitofideashelp
guys i'm literally not funny anymore
when school started my humor went out the window brb screaming and crying
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piss off potter | harry potter
Fanfictionsequel to my mofos harry potter has been pining after camilla taylor since he was eleven, and he might just get the girl. just a lighthearted social media story harry potter x femoc au voldemort doesn't exist golden trio era otp-hbp
