part 23 *

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unknown number: hey camilla ;)

camilla: um hello?

unknown number: i hope this isn't
really creepy, but ur like the most
gorgeous girl i've ever met

camilla: well thank you, but i do have
a boyfriend

unknown number: i know, but i
was hoping we could still be friends

camilla: ummmmm

camilla: i mean sure

unknown number: great!! my names leo

camilla: cool

camilla: do u go to hogwarts?

leo: yea

leo: so your boyfriend is
the chosen one, right?

leo: overrated if u ask me

camilla: yea that's him

camilla: i don't think he's overrated
lol i really love him

leo: i bet i can make u
fall in love with me ;)

camilla: ew

camilla: ur done ur done

groupchat created: camilla, leo, & harry

camilla: hello!

camilla: to update u harry this is
leo, who seems to not know boundaries

leo: bruh what the fuck is this

harry: oh hello

harry: theo, is it?

harry: sorry my girlfriend and i
are super happy

harry: we aren't interested in a
threesome either

leo: i wish u died when that shelf
fell on u

camilla: 😻😻

harry: so kind!

harry: anyway lol fuck off

harry: so bye bye

camilla blocked leo
harry blocked leo

private chat

camilla: well that was interesting

harry: :))))))

camilla: lolz i miss u

harry: i miss u too

harry: mamas

camilla: stop

harry: bubbas🥺

camilla: NOO

camilla: YOU KNOW I HATE THAT

harry: bubs

harry: bbg

harry: woman

camilla: woman????

camilla: 🎶more than a woman
to meeeee🎶

harry: sing it queen

camilla: okay queen

camilla: i got a new candle

harry: what scent

camilla: the scent doesn't matter

camilla: on the front it says

camilla: it's not drinking alone if
the dog is home

harry: you??? don't??? have???
a dog????

camilla: i consider lyle the house pet

harry: that is so sweet of u

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a/n: #runningpitofideashelp
guys i'm literally not funny anymore
when school started my humor went out the window brb screaming and crying

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