Marvel smut and fanfic...

A funny moment

Word count: 415
No warning this is just a fun skit.
Context: You're Steve Rodgers girlfriend and you get ask by him to go pick up Peter from school so he can attend an Avengers meeting.

*At the tower*
"What! You want me to go pick up the kid!"
"Please baby, it wont take long." Steve replies biting his lip.
"Fine, but only if we can have awesome sex afterwards." You reply with a cheap grin.
"I promise," he answers in his cute preppy way like he does every time you mention something naughty.

* At Peters school *
You get out of the car and head to the front office.
"Hi excuse me, where can i find Peter Parker?" You ask the assistant.
"Are you a family?" She says looking you up and down, as if you where some kind of criminal.
"Yes actually, i am" you answer fully knowing its a lie. She then puts her head back to the computer screen and starts typing.
"Elaborate" her voice is stern.
"Im sorry?" You ask confused.

She roles her eyes still staring st the computer screen.
"Elaborate your relationship to the child."
"Oh! Right sorry" you say realizing what she was asking, " I'm his... uncles.. partner." You say a little unsure of yourself.
"Alright, he's in the gymnasium, 3 hallways down" The assistant answers.

You head to the gymnasium, not really knowing how to enter or what to say. Just as you peak your head through, you hear Steves voice. Curious you listen a little more.
'And that kids is why you should eat your vegetables!'
And thats when you realize you're listening to one of the tapes Steve was asked to do for schooling systems.

Unable to stop yourself you burst out laughing, and accidentally trip a little opening the door. About thirty students turn their head and look at you.

You're a little humiliated but you put it aside, and instead focus on why you're here.
"Um... sorry, i'm here for,Peter Parker" you say trying to hide the redness of your cheeks. The coach lifts an eyebrow suspiciously, " i checked with office" you respond not knowing what else to say.

The coach looks at Peter, who just nods his head. The teacher lets him leave with you and just before you exit you look at the TV, and back st the coach.

" By the way" you start saying to the teacher, " Captain America isn't that respectful in the bedroom"

You then wink at him and leave the school with Peter, smirking at your stupid comment.