Jungkook: you want another one? 😏 Y/n: omfg stop you're so annoying Jungkook: 😟💔...
Y/n: I'm- im sorry bae... Jungkook comes closer to me while the smell of his fart reaches every corner of the room
Jungkook: you usually love my farts...what's going on? Y/n: I really want stray kids photo cards...
Seokjin: bruh just print em Jungkook: IF YOU DON'T LEAVE IMMA FART ON YO NOODLES
Jin runs to Namjoon
Jungkook: you can't afford em? Y/n: no. I spent all my money on bts happy meals
Jungkook: DAMN your fat ass couldn't just buy one
Y/n: YOU TALKING ABOUT FAT ASS? WITH THAT DUMP TRUCK CAKE MAKER OVER THERE? 🤔😩
Jungkook: I mean...🙄😜
y/n: puurrr bestie 🙈🙈
He keeps farting while giving me a kiss on my forehead
Jungkook: so what you gonna do? Y/n: idk, I really need a job Jungkook: you really wanna go to work just for sum photo cards?
Y/n: have you seen them?! Jungkook: yeah they're hot... Y/n: yeah exactl- Jungkook: Hyunjin is my bias Y/n: ..same 😩
Jungkook: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA y/n: please Jungkook, farts maker its not a work Jungkook: I know dumbass
Jungkook: you know i have a little brother right?
A WHAT?
y/n: WHAT? SINCE WHEN? jungkook: bruh i told you but you were busy on scrolling bts hot edits on tik tok Y/n: how old is he?? Jungkook: 18 Y/n: damn, let me see a picture
Jungkook gets his phone out of his pocket
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DAMN HE FINE FINE
y/n: oh...cute i guess... Jungkook: bruh he looks like a lesbian but that's not the point
Jungkook: our parents think he still needs a babysitter, and they're still looking for one. You could babysit him Y/n: bruh he 18? Jungkook: and we're 23, look at us Y/n: yeah true Jungkook: so you're down? Y/n: yeah babe thank you 🥺💳💥 Jungkook: ofc flat ass, he will be here in 20 minutes Y/n: let's go to others babies
Everyone is in the living room watching barbie
Jimin: I wanna be like her 😩 Tae: bruh you're literally the lesbian version of her Jimin: stfu Yoongi: the only barbie i know is Nicki queen minaj 🙄 Hoseok: BARB 4LIFE 😩 Namjoon: WHATS YOUR NAME? Hoseok: B.O.B? Namjoon: SO THEY CALLING YOU BOB? Seokjin: STOP PLAYING YOU KNOW THAT I'M KNOW FOR THE BOB Jimin: eeeeww😜😜 *starts twerking* Tae: *joins the twerking* Jungkook: can i? 🥺 Y/n: yeah... not to loud please Jungkook: thank you 🥺🥺 *starts twerking with Jimin and Tae while farting* Hoseok: yo Jungkook making a whole beat rn 😩 Seokjin: ok best friend go 😩
Jungkook starts to twerk and fart harder
Everyone is having fun and we're all intoxicating until we hear the door open OMG ITS JUNGKOOK'S LITTLE BROTHER
I look at him up and down...am i dreaming? How can someone be this fine? 😩
little brother: what the fuck is going on? And what is that smell?!
Everyone looks at Jungkook without saying a word
Y/n: hi 🥺 I'm y/n 🥺 Little brother: hi 🥺 who tf asked? 🥺 Y/n: I'm your new babysitter 🥺💕 Little brother: AGAIN?! Rabbit i told you I don't need one
Jungkook: do you want me to say to Mom your furry fetish? Y/n/ 😳....
Tae: wait... what kind of pews do you prefer Littler brother: anything except crocodile Tae: SAME they scare me Little brother: for real, I love the cat ones Tae: yeah they're hot asf
Yoongi: what the fuck is going on 😭
Y/n: listen... I really need this job. So please just do it for me. I can dress as a furry if you want me to... Little brother:...really?... Y/n: yes 🙄 Little brother: like a black cat? 🤤 Jungkook: YES Little brother: ay Jungkook: y/n, you can start now. We and the boys gotta go in the studio Y/n: ay babe I give him a little kiss
Jimin: y'all i know what to add to the lyrics Namjoon: tell us Jimin: don't need no Usher to remind me you got it bad Namjoon: 😐 Seokjin: 😶 Hoseok: I mean... Yoongi: idk what y'all talking about it's fire Tae: true Jungkook: ay lets go
Everyone leaves, except for me and him... Whats wrong with me... why do I feel like this...
