( not people actually asking for the next part 😭 )
Y/n: CAN YOU DRIVE FASTER
Kookie: BITCH IDK HOW I JUST STOLE THIS
Y/n: WHAT???
Kookie: SING ME A LULLABY
Y/n: BRUH ARE YOU FR NOW
kookie: PLEASE, ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN CALM DOWNI can't believe I'm doing this...
Y/n: 🎶 Yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
All my life, man, fuck's sake
If I did I menage with 'em
And let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake
My man full, he just ate, I don't duck nobody but tape. Yeah, that was a set up🎶Kookie: thank you ...saranghae army
We finally stopped next to a motel
Kookie: head down
Y/n: what? Here?
Kookie: bruh om- get off my motorcycleOh
Kookie: flat ass listen to me
Y/n: what
Kookie: pretend we're a married coupleI like that 😜😩😩
Y/n: ugh...do i have to??
Kookie: yes
Y/n: fineHe farts while reaching the motel
Y/n: WHAT?? YOU TOO?
Kookie: sorry it's a family thing 🥺
Lord...🥺😍🥰Motel guy: hi how can i help you
Kookie: we need a room for two
Motel guy: oh i see 😏
kookie: whatchu see 😐🤨
Motel guy: yeah you know...
kookie: no I don't 🤨
motel guy: 😐
kookie: ❓❓🤨
motel guy: 😐...
kookie; you got a staring problem pa'
motel guy: no I'm sorry...that cost 60$
y/n: WHAT???kookie: 60$?!?! Do we look rich to you??
motel guy: bruh if 60$ is being rich for you i don't even wanna know how much you have in yo' pocket 😭
y/n: i have an idea...
motel guy: I'll let you go for free if you kiss me
Y/n: n-
kookie: NOOp- 😳....
y/n: no...
Motel guy: what is it
y/n: I'm going to give you a riddle. If you won't fall for it, we'll pay you
Kookie: flat ass wtf
Y/n: shh! Trust me
Motel guy: ayMotel guy: so??
Y/n:wait-I get my phone out of my pocket
y/n: OMG
Kookie: WHAT??!
Y/n: OMG WTF-
motel guy: OMG WHAT
y/n: Kenya just died 😳
Motel guy: who's Kenya?😏...
It was at this moment...he knew...he fucked up.Motel guy: so?? Who is Kenya??
Y/n: KENYA FIT DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH🤣🤣🤣🤣😩‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Motel guy: NO!!....
kookie: that's my girl 🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️😜His girl???🥺🥺🥺
Motel guy: you got me...here
He give us the keys for our roomMotel guy: have fun giving head
Kookie: bruh 😐
Y/n: thank you 🥺
Kookie: WHAT??
y/n: LETS GOy/n: it smells like ass in this room
kookie: oh sorry, i farted...
Y/n: oh no i love it 🥺y/n: can i ask something?...
kookie: what is it?
I sit next to himy/n: why do you and your brother fart so much? ...
kookie: the doctor said that the hottest people have a lot of gas in their stomach
y/n: that explains a lot
kookie: why are you like this?
y/n: like what?
kookie: you're the first person who doesn't judge me for my farts...
y/n: why should I? I think it's cute and original, your ass can be a fan for winter season
Kookie: wow...
y/n: what?
kookie: you're so cool...We look into each other's eyes
y/n: I guess..
I whisperwe were about to kiss until his ass let a fart go
What am i doing? I'm jungkooks girlfriend. This is so wrong!!!
y/n: we should go sleep
kookie: what?-
y/n: yeah goodnight
kookie: oh...goodnight flat assnext part at 0,003 likes 😩💕
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His little brother ...
Ficção Adolescentey/n needs money for the new stray kids photocards, and what better job of babysitting your boyfriends younger brother?