joe first floated the idea the way he did with all his best ones: in the shower lmao
joe wash wishy woshy and think "wow what if i hung out w ross 2day" like that's original lmao
then he sees ross later wowiwoeowo
"why did you want me at the park it's literally 3 am???" ross asked him
"i'm literally gonna beat you to death" joe said
"joe what" ross said 2 him lol
"beat you to death with deez nuts HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH" joe yelled, waking up the whole freaking neighborhood
"JOSEPH ROBERT HAWLEY SHUT THE FUSS UP" rob yelled from his wonfow ????!?! then zubin runs from next door and beats joe to death and joe's last words.....
"it was a joke zubin ow ouchie oweeeewwww" then ross joins in and also beats him to death
rest in pepperoni 2, joe hawley
original by twowuvv
please don't be """""honored""""" because i shouldn't have to take out smut from fics about middle aged men having saucy time
YOU ARE READING
taking smut out of tally hall fanfics
Humorno smut or shipping real people allowed here. lol the title explains a lot ab this
