Behind the Dunkin Donuts (Schlatquack Shitpost)

Phatty Patty

Keep in mind this is satire dont kill me)))))

Schlatt saw quackity, standing new a group of people

"Holy shit thats a phat ass" he said

"thanks for noticing guapito" quackity said while winking

-he heard me??- schlatt though to himself

schlatt went up to quackity and slapp his phat mf ass like it was two balloons bouncing

~technoblade pov~

- i could film and sell this...-

~Schlatt Pov~

"meet me behind the dunkin donuts phatty" Schlatt said to quackity

~Quackity Pov~

i tried to get behind the dunkin without anyone knowing, but literally every fucking person followed me, literally every. fucking. person.

but who cares lol

~3rd person pov~

schlatt and quackity went at it, niki and techno were filming, obviously the were gonna sell it for 18 bagillion million buckaroos

=timeskip=

quackity was pregnant, he had a child and schlogg wasnt there for it, after quackity gave birth shnood left...

he was left all alone with his child, he ended up throwing it in the ocean wearing an astronaught suit