𝐃𝐄𝐉𝐀 𝐕𝐔 // 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐀 𝐊

9.

"at this point Mihoyo should just sponsor me" you said as you looked through the wishing banners. "I spend way too much money on this game, and I know damn well i'm gonna regret it" Kenma replied with a small laugh.

"okay last wish i'm pulling for zhongli" you said pressing the x10 button, "weapons, more weapons ohhh shit who is it" you closed your eyes and Kenma gasped.

"fucking Zhongli".

"you're joking" you opened your eyes and saw Zhongli on the screen, "fuck yes! Next time i roll i'm pulling for eula" you said and Kenma laughed.

"good luck with that" you rolled your eyes playfully and flew down to the ground and opened the common chest.

"twitter is taking ten years off of my life" you said in Japanese and Kenma laughed, "why?" he asked in english. "I physically cannot deal with these dnf shippers".

"dnf?" he asked, "search it up" you said and he took out this phone searching it up on google. "ew what the fuck" he said in Japanese, "deadass, literally so gross" you said in disgust.

"mcyt fandom gonna come for your neck y/n" the computer read the comment, "what are they gonna do? Bash my comments? Aren't they like nine? Go colour or some shit" you said in Japanese and Kenma started laughing harder.

"Violated" he replied calming down.