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Mask gang Café

In a certain city there was a very eccentric café, Mask gang café it was called. It was very popular among the citizens for it’s uniqueness, the people who worked there were very unique.

The workers in the café use an alias nobody but specific people know their actual names. This is a look into their daily shenanigans and other things they do.

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“Ghostly order for table two!” Mary exclaimed while handing him a piece of paper where the order was written, Ghostly simply gave a thumbs up and started cooking. Mary sighed, there we’re a lot of people today so it was quite stressful but she couldn’t blame them, after all it was a holiday and their café was usually a go-to place in times like this so it couldn’t be helped that it was bit more chaotic than usual.

Meanwhile outside Astolfo was taking orders one of his hands on his hips, showcasing the maid outfit he wore, “Hello masters, what would you like to order?”  he asked. “One macha tea, Iced coffee , Honey glazed pancake and chocolate waffles please.” The customers said, “Very well, please wait whilst I take your order.” Astolfo said winking playfully.

“Dude I think I might be gay,”

“Nah dude just say no-homo,”

“You’re so smart bro,”

“Bro…”

“Bro…”

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Doughnut looked at the chaos in the kitchen and wondered if he should quit his job. Three of the café members were currently panicking in the kitchen, “What did you three do this time?” Doughnut asked slightly aggrevated. “There was a bug in the ice cream-“ “-so I said to get rid of it-“ “-You didn’t say shit!” three of them answered all at once in the order of Creatorsan, Arsenii, and Keith.

Doughnut quirked an eyebrow, how does trying to kill a bug end up with ice cream on fire? He didn’t think it was possible. “Doughnut, Claui accidentally put bleach instead of vinegar again!” a voice shouted. Nope, he was not doing this today. He’ll let Ghostly handle that, and with that he walked away clearly done with this shit.

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It was currently break time, so the others were talking with each other. They all looked bored and most were either drawing or scrolling through their phone. Creatorsan was very bored and she felt like the world has failed her once again which wasn’t particularly new.

“I want to commit die,”

“”Same,”” the others unanimously agreed.

Keith remembered something, “Hey guys, do you remember that one time we caught Astolfo jacking off on furries?” said person asked.
“Like you don’t jack off them too,” Doughnut said rolling his eyes.

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Creatorsan sat on a soft chair with her tail swishing right to left,whilst twirling her chocolate-brown hair. Her red eyes landed on Ghostly and she smirked, his reactions were always quite amusing. “Hee—yy sexy!” Creatorsan called out.

Ghostly turned his head as fast as a human could, with his face red he screamed “AHHH DON’T CALL ME THAT!” he covered his burning face with his hands.

“Finnee,” Creatorsan pouted.

“Oh thank god-“

“Im going to call you Daddy instead,” she said smirking.

“nO-“

“Fi—ne ,”

“How about Sexy daddy?”

“CREATOR NO-“  he begged like a simp.

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Mary was tired, very, very tired, so what was better than making coffee for herself? Exactly it was a great idea. Mary stood-up from her stool and went to wherever the ingredients were, the author doesn’t know, she doesn’t work at a café and she’s too lazy to research.

 After Mary makes herself an Iced-late she drank a bit, and man did taste good. While she was sipping her Iced-latte she noticed Souless Neko dragging a body bag to the back of the building… Wait- bodybag?!

What, noo, psshh- she was just seeing things, there was no way she saw what she thought she saw.

Mary shrugged it off as her seeing things, the probability it was real was low, so it must have been fake. After that she went on with drinking her Iced-latte and looking at Keith’s ass. Because it was probably just her opinion but that maid outfit did his ass good.

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Doughnut was to say the very least, tired. After getting a confession from Astro and asking help from Creatorsan, he heard a rumor about Ghostly selling diseased organs. Which he really wasn’t sure was just a rumor. He was very stressed from the influx of customers, so he thought of making cake since it calms him down. He then brushed some dirt of his butler outfit. (A/N: Doughnut you better thank me for not turning you into a Cat-maid.)

While trying to make the cake he heard a ruckus so he leaned In to listen, “Awww, I can’t believe you set me as your phone background,” he heard Creatorsan say teasingly. She said that so smugly that he could even hear the smirk in hear voice.

“I was bored,” Ghostly tried to deny.

“Press X to doubt,” Keith snickered.

“”””X””” Everybody hearing the conversation said, faintly laughing.

Doughnut heard Ghostly groan, which was to say the very least, understandable.

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It was finally time to close the shop, after all the hard-work and chaos they did, they deserved some rest. The boys except for doughnut changed back to their normal clothes since the usual maid outfit was hot because of the various layers it has,and the girls of-course changed back to their normal clothes after wearing the butler outfit. They all said their goodbyes and went on their separate ways.

All of them couldn’t wait for tomorrow.

(A/N: this is just a crackfic I wrote for my friends, it includes a lot of inside jokes lol)