lids 😩☝️

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you and your crush go to portillos

cute right😍😍🤞

you guys order you food and wait for like 200 hours to get it

"order 69"

your crush walks up to the counter to get your guys food

after you guys find a place to sit





















































you guys start to make ou-

jk

anyways

you, STILL not being ok in the head, take off the lid of ur milkshake

and then..




































you lick it


























"wtf are you doin-"

"yo this shit #bussin, you gotta try it"

"uh ok ig"

your crush licks the lid of your milkshake

"yo why does this taste so good"

"i know right"

you two take turns licking the lid of your milkshake

eventually

it disappears because y'all actually licked the whole thing

"well fuck there's no more lid left"

"and there's nothing else to eat either"

because you guys TOTALLY 100% DID NOT order like 62 large fries

lol could never be you guys

anyways

right as you're about to leave portillos..







































ur crush walks up to the place to the counter and they order 7 more lids..

and you two love birds lick them all <3

you feel bad because they are now broke and they can't pay their car bills

so while they're walking to your house the next day..









































































they get ran over by a car and now they can't pay their hospital bills ❤️🥺🤞

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IDJDJR OK OK SO IF U DONT KNOW WHAT PORTILLOS IS
first of all wtf
SECOND PORTILLOS IS A RESTAURANT THAT I WENT TO WHEN I WAS VISITING ILLINOIS AND KEJFJFJJFJD THERE FOOD IS PRETTY GOOD ESPECIALLY THE MILKSHAKES
anyways

IDJDJR OK OK SO IF U DONT KNOW WHAT PORTILLOS ISfirst of all wtfSECOND PORTILLOS IS A RESTAURANT THAT I WENT TO WHEN I WAS VISITING ILLINOIS AND KEJFJFJJFJD THERE FOOD IS PRETTY GOOD ESPECIALLY THE MILKSHAKESanyways

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