Unfair stories

The start.

    You hear all those stories of teens being the heroes, and getting famous, for nothing. In Percy Jackson, he is the son of god with no kids, so hes special. Woop-dee-doo. Harry Potter, a curse failed that was supposed to kill. Zeus said “No. He knows he is mine.” Which he then claimed him with a lightning bolt scar. Thats how the story goes right?

    Anyways. This is a story of a group of teenagers. Im Chris. Im quite geeky, I LOVE music, I am a drummer, so I casually have a pair of drumsticks on me at all times. I constantly sing. I wear what you might think a drummer would wear. Skinny Jeans, muscle shirts (grr. drumming muscles), I wear a baseball cap, and I wear zip up hoods that only zip halfway. Love me yet?

   I have a couple friends. Phineas is the only other guy friend I have. I met him at the station entrance. The all ran away at my drummer muscles. Grr. Mackenzie, I have known since before my letter. Violet I met on the train. Shes cool. Abby, I met at the boats. I forget when I met Amata. Way back when. Just when I was a wee lad. Ella was my partner in potions. We’re now best friends. Maya can be sort of a bitch sometimes, but anyone can. We’re cool. And lastly, Bella. Oh My God. Well, shes cool. Cool? Yeah cool.

    Now I go to Hogwarts. You all heard the stories “So lucky woohoo” but its crazy. That Harry Potter fella made something happen. We now have white dementors. WHITE DEMENTORS. They look creepy. Frickin, blending in with milk. They can go through walls too! They give you free back massages though. Not the creepy dementors. Instead of taking your soul, and making you feel empty, they give you thoughts of rainbows, and unicorns. Really hot to touch. (White girl voice: “Why do the hot ones always have to be gay”) But no, you wish you had these dementors instead of the Azkabanian ones. Those things were the creepiest.

   Bit off topic. But Harry Potter made things go all wack. Paintings are now 3-D. Oh, by the way, I got my letter in 2000. 2 years after the big mighty battle. Luna Lovegood is a professor now, oddly enough. Care of the Magical Creatures. Favorite Class. She is my idol. Seriously. Shes beautiful. I can see the Nargles though. Lost my dad when I was turning 10. May 8th 1998. Caught on fire.

   Relationship statuses!!!! Maya and Phineas are getting real good and close. I bet they are going to date here pretty soon. I like this one girl, but shes not interested. (I will leave the name for later.) Shes into some Hufflepuff.

   I’m a Ravenclaw. Amata, Bella, and Violet are all Ravenclaw. Maya, Abby, and Mackenzie are HufflePuff. Phineas and Ella are Gryffindor. Haven’t made any friends in Slytherin yet. Be interesting when we do.

   Now, most friends believe that I don’t listen to them. I always listen. I have stopped one of my friends from getting bullied this year. I don’t even like that kid. Coincidentally, it was a Slytherin. He had the last name Malfoy. Creepy.