the next morning

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This is the morning after your trip to flavortown. You wake up in Guy's bed intertwined in his arms. suddenly you feel something push up against you, it is not his member it is the biggest shit recorded in life. THE GUY FIERI SHITTED IN YOUR NAKED VAGINA.
"oh😏" you say rolling over to face his sexy beard.
he kisses you passionately on the lips and begins his way down.
"guy but the shit 🥺" you say as he removes the blankets on top of you. his mouth engulfs your shit-filled pussy. you pee. this only seems to turn him on more as he dives into your roast beef flaps. you cum all in his straggly beard. his eyes reach yours
"babe i have a question 🥺"
"yeah guy?"
"can i rate you on diners drive ins  and dives?"
"for what?"
"you have the best roast beef sandwich i've ever tasted in my life 😏"
you don't speak but instead shove his horse member in your mouth. this was all the answer he needed.

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