The Phantomhive Mansion?! Bitch whaaaat?

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by toastiichan

by toastiichan

Potato and Sarah: *gets teleported to the world of Black Butler*
Ciel: DAFUQ?
Sarah: *fangirl screech* OH MY GOD ITS CIEL!!!!!!
Potato: 'SUP BITCHES?
Sebastian: *appears out of FrUking (Hetalians rejoice) nowhere* Is there anything wrong, Young Master?

(Author's Note: FrUk is a common OTP amongst Hetalia fans. FrUking is like saying f-ing, but instead of the actual word, an OTP is in its place. 『Potato』)

Ciel: These two idiotic young girls just landed on top of my tea table!
Potato: What did you just call us, Bitch? -o-
Ciel: Pardon your language.
Sebastian: *looks at Potato seductively* >:3 May I go show the one with the glasses-
Sarah: We both wear glasses. -_-
Sebastian: I noticed that. I wanted to show the one with short hair around. *points at Potato*
Potato: Are you serious bitch?0-0
Sebastian: *nods and turns to Ciel* May I?
Ciel: Yes, you may.
Potato: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA >:D *jumps into Sebastian's arms*
Sarah: And I'm stuck with the brat. FrUk.
<20 minutes later>
Sebastian: *opens door* and these are my quarters.
Potato: Cool. Are we gonna, you know? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Sebastian: Although we have just met, yes.
Potato: BUT I'M TOO YOUNG O0O
Sebastian: Age does not matter, what only matters is that it's love.
Potato: *strips down* I guess
Sebastian: *strips down to Hello Kitty underwear*
Potato: *dies laughing*
Sebastian: I see you find my choice of undergarments amusing. *picks up Potato and pins her down on the bed*
Potato: You better not be planning to give me a -CENSORED-
Sebastian: I would not give you a -CENSORED-
Potato: *smiles and kisses Sebastian*
<Now, over to Ciel and Sarah>
Ciel: It's been 20 minutes, they should be done.
Sarah: Unless Sebastian is rocking the bed with Potato.
Ciel: *stares at Sarah*
Sarah: lolwut? :P
Alois: *appears in Ciel's lap* Hello, sweetheart.
Ciel: Hello, darling. *kisses Alois* .3.
Sarah: *eternally rages*
*scream comes from manor*
Ciel: Does she take birth control?
Sarah: No.
Ciel: We're screwed.
Alois: No, Sebastian's lover is screwed. Get it?
Sarah and Ciel: *face palm*
Ciel: Why is that horse on your shirt pink? And why does it have curly hair?
Sarah: That's Pinkie Pie. She's a Pony from a show me and Potato like to watch.
Alois: Who's Potato? .-.
Ciel: The girl who you said was getting screwed.
Alois: Ah.
*load moaning comes from manor*
Sarah: Potato hit him where it hurts.
Ciel': Or Sebastian hit the -CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED- as soon -MIGHT AS WELL CENSOR CIEL'S ENITRE SENTENCE-
Sarah and Alois: •0•
Ciel: What?
Sarah and Alois: •0•
Sarah and Alois: •0•
Sarah and Alois: •0• bro.
Alois: And you call me a perv.
Ciel: ITS CALLED THEORIZING, ALRIGHT?!
<Back to Sebastian and Potato>
Sebastian: *-CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR-*
Potato: -CENSOR-
Sebastian: Am I pleasuring you enough?
Potato: M-more than enough. -CENSOR-
Sebastian: *smiles evilly*
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。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
FRUK YEA! ANOTHER CHAPTER!
I just realized that I put me and my best friend in a Hentai...
Meh.
I like doing this thing to characters >:3
『Potato』