(Above; Slam Dunks room)
This is the Space and Underwater room! How many of you believe in aliens? I hope you do, because we've perfectly constructed anti gravity delicacies, called Moon Pies, that we're going to send straight into orbit, allowing any aliens out there with a sweet tooth to eat to his or her fill. And that way, if the sweet is eaten, we'll know whether or not other life forces exists.
*Walks around a bit, pointing toward the ceiling*
Now, these big white balls attached to the ceiling above my head are organic moon replicas, made from crystalized particles, Himalayan salt and Alpaca wool. They're used to collect any goop or DNA from any aliens that eat the pies off 'em. We've also set up a big pair of binoculars to see if we capture any activity.
*Points cane toward a side room full of water*
Oh, and check this out, this is one of the neatest things. This is an underwater simulator, it serves the same purpose as the Space Simulator and Moon Pies, which is to lure any otherworldly vessels into our line of vision, and see if they like chocolate.
You just simply dunk a person, or in this case an Oompa Loompa, into the water and they can scuba their little bodies around collecting data. Yeah.
*Continues talking as we go to the next room*
Let's move along, we've got to keep on schedule.
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𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓕𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂: 𝓑𝓣𝓢 🍫✨
Non-FictionCome along with me, children, & get an inside look at the wonderful new additions to my factory! There's much to see! 📜