Cullen Truth or Dare

Bella to Alice

Last time: "I'll be right back. I have to go print the whole list for us to choose."

"There. All done." I said taking in the papers from everybody. Alice squeaked. I grinned. I had passed 3 copies of the whole listofthingstodoatWal-Mart around to everybody. Then I gave them slips of paper to write what they wanted Alice to do. I told them not to write their names on the papers so no one would know who wrote what.

I had all five slips of paper now in my hands and I decided I would let Alice read them out loud. I got up and started to hand them to her.

She stretched out her hand realizing what I wanted her to do. She took a deep breath and opened one of the slips.

"This one says: run-up to a male employee with your legs squeezed together and ask him very loudly where the tampons were because you need some really bad. Ugh, gross who picked this?" No one fessed up to the dare so Alice sighed and picked another piece of paper up.

"Fine. This says: Fill your cart all the way up with condoms and ask a bunch of employees if they have more. When you have as many as they have you must buy all of them." She finished with a squeak. "Who is making me do this one?" No one answered although when she glared at Emmett he turned his head and started whistling suspiciously.

Rosalie hit his head to make him stop. "Could you be any more obvious?" Emmett just grinned at us.

Alice went on. "Go to the gun department and look at all the guns. Pick up one to buy. While paying for it ask the employee where the Anti-depressants are. Make sure to ask as spastic as possible. Great into another Asylum I go." I laughed but Edward was definitely laughing the hardest. Hmm... I wouldn't doubt it was him.

Once everyone quieted down again Alice huffed and opened another slip. She hesitated this time somehow knowing it would be worse. She took a deep breath. "Walk up to and say 'Oh my gosh, is it you? Oh my gosh, it is! I haven't seen you in so long!' Then kis-" she faltered, "kiss him. After that slap him and say 'Why didn't you ever call me "?

"We all burst out laughing except for Jasper. Apparently, he wasn't happy about Alice kissing someone else. The dare was almost as good as mine and mine was next.

"Who's making me do this?" she asked half-heartedly not really expecting an answer. But Rosalie surprised everyone by snorting with laughter and raising her hand.

"I'll get you for this! Just you wait." Alice threatened. Jasper just glared at Rose.

"The last one says: Light a match under a sprinkler. Ugh great. We'll get wet because of that damn thing. That will have to be last. But I guess it's not that bad, compared to the others."

I smirked and burst out laughing. I planned on waiting until we got to my dare to tell her the second part of it. No one seemed suspicious of me except for Edward. But I can never keep a secret from him. He gave me a knowing look that said he knew it was me. I stuck my tongue out at him. I couldn't help it. I was in a good mood. And I was having fun with my family.

We pulled into the parking lot of Wal-Mart. Edward and I were in his new silver Volvo and the rest of the family were in Rosalie's car. As soon as Edward stopped the car I jumped out, ran into the store, and waited for the rest of them.

"Come on guys! Let's do this!" I almost screamed which earned me a look from several workers. I felt Edward come up behind me and wrap his arms around me. "Love please, calm down. Between yours and Emmett's excitement and Alice's hatred, Jasper is going crazy."

I turned to see Jasper. He had this tortured look on his face. I threw him an apologetic look and tried to calm myself down. But sadly Emmett didn't follow my example.

"YAY! Which one are you doing first my dear little pixie of a sister?" Emmett asked. With him bouncing on his toes he looked so excited he could rival Alice and that's saying something.

"I think I'll do the tampon one first," Alice replied through gritted teeth. I stifled a laugh, I didn't want the Pixie mad at me any more than she already was.

As she walked away to start her dare I called out, "Remember, it has to be convincing!" she didn't even turn around as she gave me the finger. And that's when I knew to shut my mouth. I had never seen her do that before. As she kept walking we followed far behind her making sure to keep her in our view at all times. She seemed to be waiting for just the right male worker.

"Oh just do it already. It's not so bad. You have four more to do and we haven't got all day!" Rosalie hissed in Alice's direction. But Alice seemed to have found the right man because she sped up with her legs pressed together so that she sort of wobbled along.

Then she yelled loud enough for everyone to hear, "Quick! I need some tampons! And I don't want blood to ruin my new underwear! They were supposed to be a surprise for my boyfriend tonight!"